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  1. QuineDuhem says:

    In the interests of fairness, here is a list of 11 “messiahs” contemporaneous with Jesus: https://jamestabor.com/messiahs-in-the-time-of-jesus/

    Obviously, there were others both before and after. Wikipedia has a nice article on the numerous Jewish, Christian, Muslim, and other messiahs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_messiah_claimants

    Sadly, there is not much profit in considering the all too numerous prophets.

  2. Rrr says:

    It has been stated that the Ppbuh did not have the gift of writing but instead dictated the (already dictated) Word to a Scriptwriter. If so, He doesn’t fall poultry to the third panel (2:79).

    Caveat: I was not a witness to the fact of the act. Also, Body Double. Holy Ghostwriter?

  3. chigau says:

    that spiral over Jesus’s head is my new waiting for the blink or the flipping bird

  4. M27Holts says:

    I am considering starting my own Religion, the 3rd coming of the giant whelk of wisdom….it’s spiral juicyness is like the double helix of D.N.A….so no dissing the wisdom of widgey…the giant super intelligent whelk…or you will be sorry….🤣

  5. chigau says:

    M27Holts
    But aren’t whelks used for food in many places?
    Is it bad to eat super intelligent beings?
    Even if they are very tasty when battered and deep-fried?

  6. M27Holts says:

    The giant whelk from the third dimension, hallowed be his name (widgey) cannot be digested by mortal digestive systems…his intelligence is such that he feeds his followers with invisible whelkness…

  7. M27Holts says:

    I am preparing the itinerary for a set of “Whelkness clinics”…

  8. Daniel Jorgensen says:

    I signed up to receive these a yale lyle ago, but no longer get them. They are so funny. Did you stop making the cartoons? My parents were jehovah witnesses. I was really hoping to see some pretty good jokes against them. Not in my parents, but jehovah witnesses per se. There’s bad as mormons. My pairs took me outdoor to door one day when I was a kid. The guy didn’t like jehovah witnesses, knocking on his door. He’s through a love seat through his picture window cussing up a storm. I was the little child, and that terrified me. I bawled my eyes out. I was like, why are we knocking up people’s doors when they don’t want us here?

  9. Daniel Jorgensen says:

    As a child, I asked the elders of my parents, jehovah, witness church, a question that got me kicked out. I asked, how many johova witnesses are there. The elser said over 2 billion. I asked, how many people are going to go to the new jerusalem, as they call heaven. He said 144,000. Then I said if there are 2 billion jehovah witnesses and only 144,00 allowed in the new jerusalem, will they have a war to see who gets in? The elder was not amused and disfellowshiped me. I was the youngest jehovah, witness at age seven or eight that got disellowshiped. I am so proud of that to this day. LOL

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