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He’s not stupid, you know!

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  1. QuineDuhem says:

    In the interests of fairness, here is a list of 11 “messiahs” contemporaneous with Jesus: https://jamestabor.com/messiahs-in-the-time-of-jesus/

    Obviously, there were others both before and after. Wikipedia has a nice article on the numerous Jewish, Christian, Muslim, and other messiahs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_messiah_claimants

    Sadly, there is not much profit in considering the all too numerous prophets.

  2. Rrr says:

    It has been stated that the Ppbuh did not have the gift of writing but instead dictated the (already dictated) Word to a Scriptwriter. If so, He doesn’t fall poultry to the third panel (2:79).

    Caveat: I was not a witness to the fact of the act. Also, Body Double. Holy Ghostwriter?

  3. chigau says:

    that spiral over Jesus’s head is my new waiting for the blink or the flipping bird

  4. M27Holts says:

    I am considering starting my own Religion, the 3rd coming of the giant whelk of wisdom….it’s spiral juicyness is like the double helix of D.N.A….so no dissing the wisdom of widgey…the giant super intelligent whelk…or you will be sorry….🤣

  5. chigau says:

    M27Holts
    But aren’t whelks used for food in many places?
    Is it bad to eat super intelligent beings?
    Even if they are very tasty when battered and deep-fried?

  6. M27Holts says:

    The giant whelk from the third dimension, hallowed be his name (widgey) cannot be digested by mortal digestive systems…his intelligence is such that he feeds his followers with invisible whelkness…

  7. M27Holts says:

    I am preparing the itinerary for a set of “Whelkness clinics”…

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