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October 23rd, 2019
Is there a word for that? Possible prize! Edit: more than one word will probably be necessary.
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With only one word is complicated…maybe “incestous autoreproduction by painless rape”
That’s a nice try, Faber.
Yes there is….Jibberish
Immaculate concupiscence?
Nonconsensual self conception?
Forcible Auto-Procreation (or FAP for short)?
Quantum sex…
I’m assuming everyone thought “motherfucker” but we’re prevented by good taste from posting it.
Another bifurcated-deity comment I like is “What kind of a god would torture and kill his own son?”
I believe that it would be necessary to turn to German to get it all into one word.
Autoimpregnation, or, given the supposed holy nature of the supposed result here, The Immaculate Autoimpregnation.
And, of course, such an autoimpregnation is achieved with the staff of life.
Autologous Oedipal Birth, perhaps?
Reminds me of the question, if you have sex with your clone, is it incest or masturbation?
bigenerational immaculation? – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immaculate_Conception
Oedipal self-procreation? I doubt we can find a single word.
Mastercest
Trincest
The word is UNBELIEVABLE!
C R I M I N A L
Immaculate Inception
In a word: Cuckold
suigeny
Madonor?
Autotheopseudoimpregnation.
Google translate gave me “Non igitur liceret quod de mulieri praegnanti matri a te ipso” in Latin, but I would abbreviate it to Autopatripraegnanti.
Fantasegmancy?
“supercalifragilisticexpialincest“
Robert A. Heinlein: All you zombies: for a review see
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Ouroborosexuality
Jump start mum
There is a complex for that. Look up Jocasta complex (Wikipedia). Basically mother and son having sex. Since Mary’s impregnation was non-consensual, I suggest “jocastape” as the word, a combination of Jocasta and rape.
Forced autopaternity.
Tfkreference: is masturbation homosexual?
autotheogenisis
“Impossible” was what came instantly to my mind.
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I agree with Blue and PeterN
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I think ouroborosexuality nails (!) it
We need a new word. I propose “Eparfles”. As in, “God Eparflesed himself”
Why? Because it’s a backwards form of self-rape.
I’ll see myself out.
agamicagape
autoincest
Gentle Jesus, The Auto-Incestual Rape Bastard.
Mendincarnatio.
From the Latin root that means lie (mendacium). For a word with that root consider the English word mendacity. The rest of it is the word that means incarnation: incarnation.
But that’s boring, actually.
I prefer David Powers’ contribution above. He suggested ‘suigeny’. If I have a vote, I vote for that. Short and apt.
Given the ages involved, “statutory rape” describes it well.
Immaculate ménage à trois with a twist.
Trinentering
Spectralautohusbandry obbligato
Jesugnation?
I really like the Heinlein’s Ouroborosexuality, but I feel like it should not include a second party.
Maybe autoparasitisexuality, or parasitautoreproduction. Yeah, that one. It removes genetic sexuality from the equation since, to give parentage to oneself, the benefits of sexual reproduction have been removed. It’s closer to a parasitic bacterial or viral replication. Maybe there’s an appropriate word in virology for a case when the virus /doesn’t/ kill the host? (Then again, if Yaweh is all powerful, he could have had Mary live forever, so really he did kill the host)
/reads wikipedia/
Ah, there we go: Viral Replication
And delightfully, it includes a whole host of other connotations. 🙂
Popepourri
Messiahatrois
Phantaspregnancy
Prickity
Self Immaculation
Christeality
Trineality
In(most)cest.
The word is ‘parthenogenesis’.
Technically, it shouldn’t occur in human species and if, the product should be female (lacking Y-chromosomes). So Jesus must be genetically a woman.
Nevertheless, miracles happen:
“In 1995, Strain and colleagues reported an extraordinary and intricate case of parthenogenetic event resulting in a viable (male) baby, named ‘FD’ … ”
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0306987717302694
Maybe the form of assisted reproductive technology used by Yahweh could be called assisted self-cloning. According to the Annunciation story (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annunciation), Mary agreed to be the surrogate mom.
A Fan, RCs, who believe in the Virgin Birth, also believe in the Assumption (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assumption_of_Mary), so they would say that Yahweh did not kill the host.
If Mary was HOT, Yahweh would have disguised himself as a well hung Centurion and had his wicked way, clearly after selection during a heavy wine session he was sobering up enough to realise she was minging and had to do it with his magic sperm hat or whatever….
Ahh. I knew about the assumption, that was sloppy of me. I didnt know about annunciation, thank you .02. I had always seen Mary’s impregnation as tantamount to rape. The annunciation has greater historical support, but the assumption wasn’t defined until 1950 (not sure if that means it was or wasnt beleived earlier).
While both lytic and lysogenic viral reproduction kill the host cell, this is by indirect effect, (the host cell ruptures open), so perhaps Mary’s death isn’t strictly required since she did rupture open to give birth. The assumption is a great name for Mary’s end. It plays well in english, “well, god’s not a bad guy, we just assumed he took care of her.” Very chic, very “who really cares after she did her job”.
OoooOoooo… thinking about the power dynamic between Mary and Yahweh, now I want a shirt that says:
Luke 1:26-38 #MeToo
It’s a little OT, but man. Until her time Mary only knew of old testament god bein’ all Deuteronomy 6:15. Of course her consent was coerced.
Alice’s restaurant comes to mind with “MotherRaper”.