Discussion (10)¬

1. Garrett says:

   November 24, 2006 at 11:19 am

   I would just like to point out that Jesus doesn’t taste so good, and his texture is cardboard-like. I would want my diety to have better taste.
2. JohnnieCanuck says:

   November 25, 2006 at 2:08 pm

   His texture does change to that of mucilage as He dissolves on your tongue, if that’s any consolation.
3. AngryHuman says:

   January 14, 2007 at 9:19 pm

   I have experience with the whole Communion ritual, and although Jesus tastes pretty dry and bland, his blood is pretty intoxicating.
4. Idid says:

   January 30, 2007 at 5:16 pm

   Heehee, Catholic here…there -was- this one time at this one church where Jesus was chewey and was kind of sweet. He was delicious.
5. Stephen says:

   July 17, 2007 at 1:18 pm

   When I was a catholic jesus always used to stick to the roof of my mouth.
6. Edna says:

   June 14, 2008 at 5:03 am

   lols. My church has gluten and dairy and yeast free jesus. its gross.
7. itaibn says:

   July 26, 2008 at 9:15 am

   “I would just like to point out that Jesus doesn’t taste so good, and his texture is cardboard-like. I would want my diety to have better taste.”

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8. Marie says:

   August 16, 2008 at 10:55 am

   I’ve always thought that he tasted kinda like special k.
9. Jenny says:

   November 13, 2008 at 10:26 am

   There was this one time Jesus tasted Salty…
10. Ben says:

    November 21, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    This is the one place where the Flying Spaghetti Monster has the advantage (provided that he isn’t raw).