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1. Garrett
   November 24th, 2006 at 11:19 am

   I would just like to point out that Jesus doesn’t taste so good, and his texture is cardboard-like. I would want my diety to have better taste.

2. JohnnieCanuck
   November 25th, 2006 at 2:08 pm

   His texture does change to that of mucilage as He dissolves on your tongue, if that’s any consolation.

3. AngryHuman
   January 14th, 2007 at 9:19 pm

   I have experience with the whole Communion ritual, and although Jesus tastes pretty dry and bland, his blood is pretty intoxicating.

4. Idid
   January 30th, 2007 at 5:16 pm

   Heehee, Catholic here…there -was- this one time at this one church where Jesus was chewey and was kind of sweet. He was delicious.

5. Stephen
   July 17th, 2007 at 1:18 pm

   When I was a catholic jesus always used to stick to the roof of my mouth.

6. Edna
   June 14th, 2008 at 5:03 am

   lols. My church has gluten and dairy and yeast free jesus. its gross.

7. itaibn
   July 26th, 2008 at 9:15 am

   “I would just like to point out that Jesus doesn’t taste so good, and his texture is cardboard-like. I would want my diety to have better taste.”

   http://www.venganza.org

8. Marie
   August 16th, 2008 at 10:55 am

   I’ve always thought that he tasted kinda like special k.

9. Jenny
   November 13th, 2008 at 10:26 am

   There was this one time Jesus tasted Salty…

10. Ben
    November 21st, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    This is the one place where the Flying Spaghetti Monster has the advantage (provided that he isn’t raw).

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