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November 24th, 2006 at 11:19 am
I would just like to point out that Jesus doesn’t taste so good, and his texture is cardboard-like. I would want my diety to have better taste.
November 25th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
His texture does change to that of mucilage as He dissolves on your tongue, if that’s any consolation.
January 14th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
I have experience with the whole Communion ritual, and although Jesus tastes pretty dry and bland, his blood is pretty intoxicating.
January 30th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Heehee, Catholic here…there -was- this one time at this one church where Jesus was chewey and was kind of sweet. He was delicious.
July 17th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
When I was a catholic jesus always used to stick to the roof of my mouth.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:03 am
lols. My church has gluten and dairy and yeast free jesus. its gross.
July 26th, 2008 at 9:15 am
“I would just like to point out that Jesus doesn’t taste so good, and his texture is cardboard-like. I would want my diety to have better taste.”
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August 16th, 2008 at 10:55 am
I’ve always thought that he tasted kinda like special k.
November 13th, 2008 at 10:26 am
There was this one time Jesus tasted Salty…
November 21st, 2008 at 8:06 pm
This is the one place where the Flying Spaghetti Monster has the advantage (provided that he isn’t raw).