May 9th, 2008
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So Jesus like women with balls??? Isn’t that commonly referred to as a man??
They’ve been sleeping together for a while now so I guess this is the next logical step. Mo will prepare halal food which probably passes as kosher so Jesus will be able to eat well.
(Just don’t let Paul find out about the bed.)
You can understand that JC might have a problem with *cross*-dressing…
Well if Paul comes complaining I can prooftext him right back from his own stuff: There is also a difference between a wife and a virgin. The unmarried woman cares about the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit. But she who is married cares about the things of the world–how she may please her husband. (I Cor 7:34)
“I want to show the WORLD how modest I am”. Classic.
One: How will the world know that it’s Mo showing them how modest he is if you can’t see that it’s Mo under the Niqab?
Two: “I like a woman with balls” is the best double entendre that Author has come up with yet in this series. My standing ovation (if only my fellow workers would stop staring at me while I’m doing it) to Author for his comic relief to my day.
Every time I think this site has hit the max button on funny,
on the next visit I find it always goes up a notch.
And for Rob, who wrote: You can understand that JC might have a problem with *cross*-dressingÃ¢â‚¬Â¦
Yeah, you sure *nailed* it.
What’s for dinner?
Pizza, if Mo is hoping to please his man.
‘How modest I am’ – yes, classic.
“So Jesus like women with balls??? IsnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t that commonly referred to as a man??”
No thats what is commonly known as a shemale or transexual, is Mo going to go post op?
If my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle.
I saw a pickup truck with balls yesterday. I’m serious. A big macho pickup truck with an oversized scrotum tied to the rear hitch, dangling under the bumper. I don’t know if this is a new toy sold in auto parts (you should pardon the expression) stores or what, but there it was. I do so hope this is not a new fashion. The bumper flaps with the naked female in profile on them were bad enough.
Wow, I learned about the most important cultural shifts of the last years from web comics. Thanks Jesus and Mo I know everything about the civil union of two prophets of the two biggest monotheisms.
Thanks also to Jeffrey Roland for educating me about the cultural paradigm shift that brought us truck-testicals:
Mo, being a shape-shifter, could certainly manage to have a couple of kids.
Do you all think this would enlighten him?
OPHELIA! — I am shocked and saddened. All these years I thought that shiny woman’s profile was a promotion for ballet, gymnastics, or fitness exercises.
You do have to admit she was better looking than that thang you saw there with the tater sacks or whatever. It implied, I presume, that the whole truck was a big . . . uh . . . substitute.
As aptly named Poor Richard says, “Watch out for the a–h—.” (There’s one at each end of the truck.)
Well I assumed it implied rather that the driver was one hell of a tough dude hombre with giant scary cojones that you don’t wanna mess with or he’ll kick the living crap out of you on account of he has these huge giant testicles, you see. I was totally impressed.
Uh, yeah, that was the intended implication, all right. I read it a little differently. So you were impressed, Ophelia? As you said several weeks ago, you really ARE funny.
And, uh, I can’t see myself wanting to mess with any cojones belonging to any person, woman or man. Now, my adage “Real men love bitches best,” refers, not to crabby or unreasonable women, but to tough-minded, self-reliant, hard-working, agressive women. These qualities are the basis of the sexuality I admire most. Though I suppose some skinny little pliable altruistic
honeybun wouldn’t be all that unacceptable.
But back to the comic! Will Mo be changed? Will he emerge like a butterfly, transformed? Will he learn ANYTHING?
I want to show the world how modest I am. Brilliant.
hehe i think Jesus get Pizza with no pork, only cheese. heheh
Thank you for not provoking my uncontrollable lust.
Johnnie, if Mo (without the Niqab) provokes your lust, you might want to see a therapist.
Just kidding. To each his own, just as long as you don’t think you own me, as I always say.
For those still wondering Truck Nutz can be seen at http://www.yeehaa.net.au/shop/
All women have balls. They’re called ovaries!
@Pete, I know you wrote that in 2008, but both of those terms are Very Rude nowadays lol. the preferred term is “transgender” or just “trans”.