Discussion (16)¬

  1. Garrett says:

    I would just like to point out that Jesus doesn’t taste so good, and his texture is cardboard-like. I would want my diety to have better taste.

  2. JohnnieCanuck says:

    His texture does change to that of mucilage as He dissolves on your tongue, if that’s any consolation.

  3. AngryHuman says:

    I have experience with the whole Communion ritual, and although Jesus tastes pretty dry and bland, his blood is pretty intoxicating.

  4. Idid says:

    Heehee, Catholic here…there -was- this one time at this one church where Jesus was chewey and was kind of sweet. He was delicious.

  5. Stephen says:

    When I was a catholic jesus always used to stick to the roof of my mouth.

  6. Edna says:

    lols. My church has gluten and dairy and yeast free jesus. its gross.

  7. itaibn says:

    “I would just like to point out that Jesus doesn’t taste so good, and his texture is cardboard-like. I would want my diety to have better taste.”

  8. Marie says:

    I’ve always thought that he tasted kinda like special k.

  9. Jenny says:

    There was this one time Jesus tasted Salty…

  10. Ben says:

    This is the one place where the Flying Spaghetti Monster has the advantage (provided that he isn’t raw).

  11. […] Tirinha original publicada em 9 de junho de 2006 A última fala de Jesus nesta tirinha, “me morda”, é uma tradução literal da expressão “bite me”, uma gíria bastante comum com um significado parecido com “não enche” ou “cai fora”. […]

  12. Max says:

    All Jesus is yeast-free… it’s UNLEAVENED.
    And yeah, He always sticks to the roof of my mouth too.

  13. James Anderson says:

    For the record, the whole “eating of the body and blood of Jesus” thing started as a way to convert canniblistic tribes to Christianity

    …..same with Christmas while am I at it. Think about it. Jesus was born in the middle east. During december, in the middle east, in a fuckin manger, the baby jesus woulda froze to death… but w/e thats 2000 years of story telling for ya

  14. Flavus says:

    December 25th is also the birthday of Mitra, son of Ahura Mazda (the Wise Lord in Avestan) born to the virgin Anahita, living as a celibate preacher for 64 years (Jesus, tragically only lived to be ’bout 33 years old), getting twelve apostles, and then dying for the sins of Humanity (but he’s a Sacrificial Bull, not just some pussy-assed lamb!). Also, 12/25 is the winter solstice (birthday of the sun).

  15. Trekko says:

    The oldest known son of god that was born on December 25th to a virgin and saved humanity was Horus, the Egyptian solar deity. All the others, Hephaestus, Krishna, Dionysus, Mitra and Jesus are just copycats.


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