Based on a real conversation. I don’t know where he got the 2.3 billion from.

Eternal, uncreated Word of God it is then.

Jesus is reading In the Shadow of the Sword.

This one balances out this one from July.

Free the Bangladeshi bloggers!

Thank you, Vatican, for this week’s strip. And thanks Ophelia for flagging up the story.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it…

Try it!

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If we’re wrong and the Koran really is what it claims to be, then we must conclude that Allah is the original “try-hard wanker”.

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And the Bible calls them fools.

Sometimes the barmaid just has to get things off her chest.