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December 2nd, 2015
Talking about making a fuss, those crazy boys at Goldsmiths have been at it again.
There’s a new J&M collection available! Wrong again, God boy (see sidebar) contains strips from Sept 2012 to November 2015, and it has a foreword by Ophelia Benson. You can buy it here.
This month’s raffle prizewinner is Steven from Manchester. He wins a signed copy of the new J&M collection, “Wrong again, God boy“. Congrats!
Author, you are a ray of sunshine in this crazy, mixed-up world. Thank you so much.
Sadly, dear Author, you will never be short of inspiration for your good works. Stay safe.
Mo might want ex-Islamic apostates to move on. However in Afghanistan, Brunei, Mauritania, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, the United Arab Emirates, and Yemen apostasy is a capital offense. “Moving on” has a different meaning in those countries.
Wo-hoo! Good one, author!
Islam, upon investigation
Is a vicious form of exploitation
It is one prolonged curse
In chapters and verse
Insanity in social machination.
And those crazy boys at Goldsmiths were supported by the Goldsmiths feminists, who did a Facebook post yesterday *in solidarity* with ISOC. It’s beyond belief.
re: Michael,
“Moving on” has a different meaning in those countries.
This is true, as does “giving head” apparently.
There was a time when the Islamic response to apotasy was ‘heads will roll’
good to know Islam has moved on since those days
“And those crazy boys at Goldsmiths were supported by the Goldsmiths feminists, who did a Facebook post yesterday *in solidarity* with ISOC. It’s beyond belief.”
Not beyond belief if you’ve ever read any academic feminist texts!
Although handy for security services to have all the loonies in one place.
feminists in ‘solidarity ‘ with islam ?
next up people of colour in ‘solidarity’ with the KKK!
“A student, during yesterday’s lecture, moved to turn off the main screen when Namazie showed a cartoon from the series Jesus and Mo.”
– londonstudent.coop/death-threats-goldsmiths-speaker-maryam-namazie/
Not that! Anything but that! Oh, the horror! Such an evil and wanton act of barbarity!
What a bunch of cowardly cnuts.
Talking about Muslim words – “blow job” has a completely different meaning to suicide bombers.
I like all the comments. But in particular I would like to know if Nasser+ Ben + Houdja have published a book of their poems. They’re good stuff and worth publishing and collecting. Eh bien?( PS another pertinent one from J n Mo)
Ordered the new book of J&M: many thanks for your excellent work!
Our Author, Which art in cyber-space,
Hallowed be thy jokes;
Thy jokedom come;
Thy fun be had
In Pakistan as in America.
Give us this week our weekly cartoon strip
And forgive those who don’t laugh,
As we forgive those who don’t laugh at our own jokes
And lead us not into narrow-mindedness
But deliver us from being being over-serious.
For thine is the web page,
The html and the jpegs.
For ever and ever
Amen.
Based on the 1662 Anglican version. Apologies if you are offended that I didn’t base my parody on your own preferred version.
Love it Innocent Bystander – it ought to be rAmen though 😉
Author, once again brilliant. Innocent Bystander, fantastic take on whoevers prayer that is.
Ha ha! That’s great, Innocent Bystander. Thanks.
What a bunch of cowardly cnuts.
the resemblance to King Knut and the tide is apt
Great job, Innocent Bystander! I’m not familiar with the 1662 Anglican version of the original, but the version of the original that I was taught uses “who” instead of “which” in line 1. Are you implying that Our Author is a bot? Or is this question theological (comodological? epikoptological?) nit picking 😉 ?
In the US we are told to ‘Move On’ whenever some politician is caught in some especially blatant act of corruption. The meaning is similar to ‘Shut Up’, but with the extra subliminal command to ‘Pretend This Never Happened’.
See http://www.lords-prayer-words.com/lord_traditional_king_james.html two cents’ worth. In those days, and in my childhood, it was ‘which’, which led one person I know, who attended a convent school, to ask the priest who occasionally appeared whether he was Father Witch-Art.
There’s nothing wrong with Islam that can’t be fixed, the same way that Christianity was fixed a few centuries ago, or Judaism was fixed millennia ago, or a dog or a cat can be fixed. Dogs, cats and religions can all be domesticated, after slight alteration.
not sure that neutering priests medically is the best answer, Paradoctor, tho it might be an idea for the paedophile ones who chase catholic choirboys.
Soo…. The Goldsmiths farce keeps getting worse. I thought University Degree Courses had entry requirements..? No?? Perhaps scrap academic standards and have a one question entry exam: “Have you ever uttered the phrase ‘Safe space’ with anything other than a voice dripping with scorn and derision?’ A ‘no’ gets you in..
http://www.skeptical-science.com/religion/goldsmiths-feminist-society-stands-in-solidarity-with-goldsmiths-islamic-society/
San Bernardino shootings (again, thank you Mo !) : I must say, I was thinking of something completely different when visioning muslima “empowerment” !
Because of a lack of a clear photo showing her face, the (alleged) woman accomplice in the San Bernadino gun fest was only shown with her hajib covered face in news articles. Having read comic books as a kid, I noticed that she has a strong resemblance to a character in the early Walt Disney Comics and Stories series, one who was called the Phantom Blot. So is this a case of “form follows function”?
Interesting story about the KJ bible:
http://churchandstate.org.uk/2015/10/handwritten-draft-of-king-james-bible-discovered-reveals-no-divine-powers/
paradoctor:
One thing that can’t be fixed in Islam is the Koran, which is held to be so perfect that not a whisper of criticism or doubt about its ludicrous, contradictory and malevolent content can ever be voiced.
the quran being so perfect it only has 1000 or more mistakes and contradictions
the biggest mistake being that it was written down in the first place
ref=http://1000mistakes.com/