Trump isn’t a christian any more than Stalin and Hitler were he was just making sure the no-mark, no-thinking, religious proletariat would vote for him…
Once I was working as the cashier at a parking lot for the city’s combined convention center/sports arena/entertainment complex. One night, there was a religious rally that ran overtime, and I was annoyed because that meant that I was too late to get a bus and would either have to walk four miles or take a cab to get home. The last car out of the lot was a brand new, shiny limousine. The driver handed me the parking receipt; I rang it up and told him that he owed $22.00. The window of the passenger compartment behind the driver rolled down, and a man leaned out. It was the preacher who had led the rally, and he was the reason I had to stay late. He said, with apparent sincerity, “I shouldn’t have to pay because I’m doing the lord’s work.”
Without hesitating, I said, “I work for Cæsar, sir. Please render.”
If looks could maim, that preacher could have poured me into a bucket. He ducked back into the car and closed his window.
The driver, however, handed me the parking fee and an extra $10.00. With a big smile, he whispered, “Keep it.” I had my cab fare.
Please note that the render-unto-Caesar coin that Jesus held up was debased.
Jesus told some good jokes. I really like the mote-and-beam story. That’s authentic carpenter’s humor.
Too bad they sucked all the humanity out of him when they turned him into a mere god.
Book of Jonah 4:11
11 “And should I not have concern for the great city of Nineveh, in which there are more than a hundred and twenty thousand people who cannot tell their right hand from their left—and also many animals?”
Oh those poor camels! I admit that it’s a Dad joke.
I would encourage anybody cut without a clinical reason to sue the knobchopper and their parents for loss of penile sensitivity and thus sexual pleasure reduction
No way would I have allowed anybody (without a cast Iron clinical reason) to take a knife to my children. It’s a FUCKING DISGRACE that such a primitive unnecessary procedure hasn’t been made illegal in the UK…
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Trump isn’t a christian any more than Stalin and Hitler were he was just making sure the no-mark, no-thinking, religious proletariat would vote for him…
Also another oxymoron that gets on my jugs is “Great minds think Alike”…
Once I was working as the cashier at a parking lot for the city’s combined convention center/sports arena/entertainment complex. One night, there was a religious rally that ran overtime, and I was annoyed because that meant that I was too late to get a bus and would either have to walk four miles or take a cab to get home. The last car out of the lot was a brand new, shiny limousine. The driver handed me the parking receipt; I rang it up and told him that he owed $22.00. The window of the passenger compartment behind the driver rolled down, and a man leaned out. It was the preacher who had led the rally, and he was the reason I had to stay late. He said, with apparent sincerity, “I shouldn’t have to pay because I’m doing the lord’s work.”
Without hesitating, I said, “I work for Cæsar, sir. Please render.”
If looks could maim, that preacher could have poured me into a bucket. He ducked back into the car and closed his window.
The driver, however, handed me the parking fee and an extra $10.00. With a big smile, he whispered, “Keep it.” I had my cab fare.
Please note that the render-unto-Caesar coin that Jesus held up was debased.
Jesus told some good jokes. I really like the mote-and-beam story. That’s authentic carpenter’s humor.
Too bad they sucked all the humanity out of him when they turned him into a mere god.
Jesus the Comedian? I prefer Tommy Cooper, The Pythons, Royston Vasey and The big Yin…
M27Holts, Jesus stands in a long tradition of jewish humor. The Old Testament absurdities are mere jokes.
if you wonder like me how alas
xtians could give trump a pass
the best verse you’re liable
to find in the bible
the dreaded jawbone of an ass
Book of Jonah 4:11
11 “And should I not have concern for the great city of Nineveh, in which there are more than a hundred and twenty thousand people who cannot tell their right hand from their left—and also many animals?”
Oh those poor camels! I admit that it’s a Dad joke.
Chopping bits off young boys Penises isn’t a joke…
https://www.facebook.com/reel/553208624492446
I would encourage anybody cut without a clinical reason to sue the knobchopper and their parents for loss of penile sensitivity and thus sexual pleasure reduction
No way would I have allowed anybody (without a cast Iron clinical reason) to take a knife to my children. It’s a FUCKING DISGRACE that such a primitive unnecessary procedure hasn’t been made illegal in the UK…