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Yeah, that makes sense.


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  1. M27Holts says:

    Trump isn’t a christian any more than Stalin and Hitler were he was just making sure the no-mark, no-thinking, religious proletariat would vote for him…

  2. M27Holts says:

    Also another oxymoron that gets on my jugs is “Great minds think Alike”…

  3. E.A. Blair says:

    Once I was working as the cashier at a parking lot for the city’s combined convention center/sports arena/entertainment complex. One night, there was a religious rally that ran overtime, and I was annoyed because that meant that I was too late to get a bus and would either have to walk four miles or take a cab to get home. The last car out of the lot was a brand new, shiny limousine. The driver handed me the parking receipt; I rang it up and told him that he owed $22.00. The window of the passenger compartment behind the driver rolled down, and a man leaned out. It was the preacher who had led the rally, and he was the reason I had to stay late. He said, with apparent sincerity, “I shouldn’t have to pay because I’m doing the lord’s work.”

    Without hesitating, I said, “I work for Cæsar, sir. Please render.”

    If looks could maim, that preacher could have poured me into a bucket. He ducked back into the car and closed his window.

    The driver, however, handed me the parking fee and an extra $10.00. With a big smile, he whispered, “Keep it.” I had my cab fare.

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