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October 3rd, 2008

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  1. JayBee says:
    October 3, 2008 at 4:46 am

    Damn! I thought that was a joke! or is it?
    F-tard

  2. Benjamin Geiger says:
    October 3, 2008 at 5:51 am

    Is there anything Bill O’Falafel says that ISN’T a joke?

    (but yes, he actually said that)

  3. Dick M says:
    October 3, 2008 at 6:15 am

    I was expecting Rick Warren, not Bill O’Reilly. But both are fatuous and either will work here.

  4. Jerry w says:
    October 3, 2008 at 6:34 am

    And McDonalds sells millions of hamburgers every day, therefore they must be the best place to go to eat the best food, eh?
    Oh Really?
    http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

  5. Uncle Roger says:
    October 3, 2008 at 9:49 am

    Evidence of stupid people is not evidence of God. In fact, if I were God, I’d be bloody embarrassed that my creations listened to that moron.

  6. Warren says:
    October 3, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Now if O’Reilly were simultaneously struck by lightning, crushed by a meteorite and swallowed by a sinkhole, I might start wondering about the existence of a god.

  7. BeefontheBone says:
    October 3, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    Hell, if he/she/it did that to O’Reilly I’d drop to my knees and worship him/her/it on the spot.

  8. Daniel says:
    October 3, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    There might be something to this argument — this is fairly good evidence for the existence of Satan. God might follow from induction.

  9. Hobbes says:
    October 3, 2008 at 10:14 pm

    That O’Reilly is rich and famous only proves he has a hell of a lot of mean spirited, shallow followers. Thanks, Newt.

  10. Trev says:
    October 4, 2008 at 10:16 am

    I’m not sure I get it. Kim Jung Il, Robert Mugabe, Charles Manson… all famous. Is that the g-o-d’s fault too? Seriously, I don’t think I get today’s strip. Or maybe I just don’t get Bill O’Reilly. That seems more likely.

    So, seriously, what DOES the barmaid have to say about that? I would appreciate her guidance.

  11. Toast in the machine says:
    October 4, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Bill O’Reilly is in America, and I’m not – therefore he’s not on my TV, and god must exist. That almost works.
    And he’s at number 205 in this handy list: http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm.

  12. MrGronk says:
    October 4, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    I suspect that when O’Reilly tries this argument out on unbelievers they all end up saying “Jesus”.
    Weak pun but I need to try out my avatar.

  13. Ophelia Benson says:
    October 5, 2008 at 9:09 am

    Well you see it’s rather like the flower argument for the existence of God, which in turn is very like the waterfall argument for the existence of God. It goes like this:

    See this flower [waterfall]? Therefore God exists.

    So you just make it

    See Bill O’Reilly? Therefore God exists.

    It’s unanswerable. I’m sure the barmaid would agree.

  14. Michael Drake says:
    October 5, 2008 at 11:58 am

    O’Reilly’s success proves that if there is a God, He has an inordinate fondness for morons. (With apologies to JBS Haldane.)

  15. Hobbes says:
    October 7, 2008 at 3:34 am

    Actually, the existence of O’Reilly, Dick Cheney and his bitch, GWB, only shows that evolution often makes mistakes, producing invalid results. Reversions, if you will.

  16. JoJo says:
    October 7, 2008 at 9:21 am

    O’Reilly is actually cleverly putting himself so far in to the absurd that satire becomes redundant and he is no longer ridiculed on a daily basis. At least I’m assuming that’s what he’s up to. He could just be a fuckwit.

  17. Hobbes says:
    October 7, 2008 at 9:39 am

    Anyway, Jesus is wrong. It’s not a miricle, it’s a non sequitur, as are most of the “proofs.” Come to think of it, so is O’Reilly.

  18. Ben says:
    October 7, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    ORLY?

  19. Trev says:
    October 12, 2008 at 7:11 am

    RLY!

  20. Yelinna says:
    February 1, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    A barbarian born in a working class?? Listened by millions of people???
    I thought Jesus was talking about Hitler!!

    oh, sure, I see now what kind of God is out there…

  21. fenchurch says:
    October 18, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    Bill O’Reilly? Bold? Fresh? Remembers lessons? Rich? Listened-to?
    You can’t explain that!

  22. Acolyte of Sagan says:
    August 4, 2012 at 10:39 pm

    Working class roots, watched and listened to worldwide. Jeremy Fucking (that’s his real middle name. Honest) Kyle is the son of God? Aaaagh! Nurse, book me a one-way flight to Switzerland and get Digitas on the phone. NOW!

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