“So, Mr Mohler – why does life on Earth appear to have evolved? Is that also due to the groaning?”
“No. That is more of a squelchy gurgle. Life on Earth is gurgling squelchily under the effect of Original Sin.”
Today’s comic happened for a reason.
Edit: Thanks to OtterBe for reminding me that today is this comic’s SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY! Sixteen years of happy blasphemy and still going. Thank you all, lovely readers.