Sahih Bukhari, Book 54 Number 533.

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  1. Rob says:


  2. Alan says:

    Groan … πŸ™‚

  3. Mark Whyles says:


  4. Chris says:

    I once knew someone who claimed that ghosts stole their keys when they were missing. Never mind that they almost never put them down in the same place twice πŸ™‚

  5. Fra says:

    ohhhh perfect………

  6. JohnnieCanuck says:

    And then there are those stone-washed jinns. πŸ™‚

  7. JayBee says:

    Ah I wonder how long did Mo think to come up with all this bollocks! Or was everything just in the “reservoir”?

  8. Rolos says:

    So……djinns (thats the correct spelling) are the equivalent of angels in muslim mythology?
    You learn something new every day….I always thought they were merely lost souls.

    Then, where are the ephrits in Islam? Are they demons or something like that?

  9. TB says:

    The Jinn are just spirit beings according to Islam.

    This time the author may have made a slip. IIRC Jinn don’t directly affect the physical realm. But well…

    It is great.

  10. MrGronk says:

    If they’re hiding in a pub, they could be jinn-and-tonics …

    OK, somebody had to say it

  11. tie says:

    mmm, every time you hear a religious nut starts to make sense, and tries to sound like his believes are oh so reasonable, ask him if he believes in angels/jhinns

    it’s hilarious.

  12. TB says:

    @ MrGronk:

    That word would be a great pun for the next episode.

  13. Jerry w. says:

    The sad ones in the corner?

    They’re just blue Jinns.

    Ahh crap, after a few drinks we all dream of Jinny

    Someone else had to add those.


  14. ToddAwful says:

    The bar maid must have a jinni bouncer to keep the ifrit-raff out.
    Either that or J&Mo are missing out on the chance to call her on asserting absolute knowledge.

  15. Franci says:

    Dear Friends,
    All will be clear to you with in moments of your Death. So have fun now and cry in Agony for all eternity.
    HellFire is not RED or Orange or Yellow as Hollywood depicts but it is completely BLACK.
    You can’t see anything and in that Darkness and Extreme Heat will begin your Journey towards increasing degrees of PAIN.
    Good Luck to you all.
    Where you are heading even Lady Luck herself can’t save you.

  16. Paper Hand says:

    *Gasp!* Thanks for the warning, Franci! I have seen the light now! I’ve never had it explained to me so clearly!

    (Yes, that is sarcasm)

  17. wir8 says:

    Djinns ain’t spirits or angels or things like that in Islam, they are just creatures on another.. uhm.. plane is the word i suppose.. or dimension..

  18. Daz says:

    Just like to point out that lost cutlery is probably down to Anoia, Goddess of Things That Stick in Drawers. She also eats corkscrews, which I’d think probably extends to all ‘lost’ small items and other small annoyances….


  19. fenchurch says:

    My Roman-Catholic-to-Islam convert coworker attributed to a jinn the loss of her pen at our shared desk. She was learning Arabic and doing Koran studies, so either she didn’t get to the part where the imam explains the precise mystical plane where they inhabit yet, or they do indeed manifest in this realm.

    Also, she gave me sh!t because I put a sticker with an animal face on her monitor.

    Oh, and let’s thank Franci for that *really* informative warning.

    After-death threats are ignorable to atheists and skeptics, didjaknow? But thanks anyway for playing! Your consolation prize will be a home version of this gameshow and a year’s supply of Rice-A-Roni: the San Francisco Treatβ„’!

  20. Acolyte of Sagan says:

    I wonder how Franci knows that HellFire(sic) is BLACK(sic)? And where in the Bible do we get to meet Lady Luck herself?
    It’s a shame really that these loons won’t ever get the chance to find out they’re wrong, but at least it gives us an excuse to get our gloating in now, before it’s too late! And if we’re wrong? Oh well, c’est la vie.
    Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, for I am the meanest son-of-a-bastard in the valley.


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