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It all makes perfect sense when you think about it.


Discussion (22)¬

  1. Anonymous says:

    Satan has kind of last ground as the one to blame for everything. It’s much more popular now to blame globalists, or there’s always the old traditional scapegoat: in the news recently, Syria shot down a Russian aircraft … so blame the Jews!

  2. Laripu says:

    Satan has kind of lost ground as the one to blame for everything. It’s much more popular now to blame globalists. Or there’s always the old traditional scapegoat: in the news recently, Syria shot down a Russian aircraft … so blame the Jews!

  3. Thor says:

    We in the United States have no problem visualizing Satan. He has yellow hair and lives in the White House.

  4. Luxi Turna says:

    > Satan has kind of lost ground as the one to blame for everything.

    Only the stupid people ever thought that. Informed, educated people know that virtually everything is controlled by the Bavarian Illuminati.

    PROOF: There are three letters in Donald J. Trump’s initials AND there are three letters in “UFO.”

    How much more obvious do they have to make it?

    [redacted]

  5. Luxi Turna says:

    Please ignore the string of characters at the bottom of my previous message. Publishing my standard password for websites so that everyone in the world can see it is my punishment for being too lazy to type it and mapping it to a function key.

    Hmm… you know, I wonder if maybe Satan had a hand in that.

  6. Myrhinne says:

    Luxi Turner – don’t give us that. We know it’s a code to let THEM know that we’re onto them.

  7. hotrats says:

    In academic circles, the barmaid’s last point is known as ‘promiscuous teleology’. It’s so nice to be able to accuse the clergy of promiscuity without fear of contradiction.

  8. All nonsense. Conspiracy theories are so popular because they are all true. Everybody knows it, but nobody will admit it except those brave enough to reveal the conspiracies. Everybody tries to maintain the illusion that shit happens and nobody is to blame. Wake up, sheeple. Just look at Sylvester Stallone and tell me he’s NOT an alien.

  9. Son of Glenner says:

    I still blame Maggie Thatcher for everything.
    I have not yet got round to blaming Brexit for everything.
    Maybe once I’ve finished my essay on procrastination.

  10. Michael says:

    Luxi Turna sez: “…virtually everything is controlled by the Bavarian Illuminati.”

    Only an agent of the Lizard People would say such an obviously untrue thing.

  11. two cents' worth says:

    So, once enough people believe in a particular conspiracy theory, it becomes a religion?

  12. M27Holts says:

    My wife is definitely a shape shifting alien reptilian. She can do amazing things with her tongue…

  13. pink squirrel says:

    has to be satan of course- only ‘shils’ would deny this

  14. M27Holts says:

    Michael. So my wife is an agent for the lizard people eh? What else would give her up. I thought that incubating my two sons eggs in a special sand nest she had built was mildly suspicious?

  15. UncoBob says:

    If Satan is promoting conspiracy theories, how come religious believers are more likely to believe them than non-believers? Does he make more effort to win over the devout? Or perhaps he doesn’t have to attract non-believers because we’re all damned anyway.

  16. SmallVoice says:

    And so, because the Good Author has revealed The Truth and others have revealed The Greater Truth and I was just about to reveal The Greatest Truth Ever there is now no issue for 26/9/18.

    The Powers That Be, the Sacred Secret Circle of Illuminati from the Atlantean Priest-Kings have obviously Done Something Evil.

    It’s so very sad but business as usual in the Newest Worlds Order.

  17. SmallVoice says:

    Of course, the Author could just have gone off for a quick beer and forgotten but no sane person would believe that nonsense.

    Would they?

    A vast, alien, reptilian-hybrid, Lemurian-Atlantean Newest Worlds Order Conspiracy is a far more likely explanation.

  18. SmallVoice says:

    The Greatest Truth Ever?

    It is

  19. M27Holts says:

    Probably glued to the Mourinho v Pogba battle on sky…

  20. SmallVoice says:

    M27, what?

    There’s a battle in the sky? Between two minor, barely known lares or penates?

  21. M27Holts says:

    I know they sound like necromancers but neither of them is magical..unfortunately….

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