Why was I thinking?

Are comments back to normal yet?

The wax would have melted as they approached the sun, you idiot!

NOTE: COMMENTS WORKING AGAIN. Sorry for the hiccup.

That’s a “yes” from me. The Affect Heuristic.

NOTE: Comments are not currently working for some unknown reason. Will try to get them fixed by next week.

They’ll be sorry when they close down the Cock & Bull.

That’ll save a lot of trouble.

That barmaid just won’t stop trying not to believe in things that aren’t true!

A barrel load of scientific Koranic prophecies available here.

Not you, obviously. Or me.