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  1. Hobbes says:

    Tina Fey would be a lot more fun! She can tickle me all over!

  2. Rich says:

    Great cartoon! Jesus and Mo’ on a schoolboy kick summarising the Republican bottom of the ticket…

  3. Jerry w says:

    Rich,
    Sarah’s a bit more like the Republican bottom of the barrel. That being said, if McGeezer somehow manages to get in and then has a brain fart, we will have a true believer in the “End of days” in the oval office with her “Rapture” finger on the button to send us all to Jesus.
    If that’s the case, I do hope our Mr. Christ’s saving us a few seats at the bar.
    Jerry w
    http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

  4. Bodach says:

    At least the barmaid’s jest was a clear play on words. Jesus and Mo are stuck in the nudge, nudge, wink, wink, if you know what I mean league.

  5. i think i have said these same things about palin

    you should do one about Ray Comfort….im hosting a debate with him @ my website

    http://www.ragingrev.com

  6. Ben says:

    First panel should read “she’s a fine looking woman”. Minor typo. Or even “fine-looking” if you like hyphens. :-)

  7. author says:

    Thanks again, Ben.

  8. Rich says:

    Good shout Jerry, cheers!

  9. One Track says:

    continuing on that train of thought…
    “I’d give her a good im-Palin on my Maverick.”
    “Pitbull or not, she can put her lips on my stick any day.”
    “I’d show her God’s Plan with my dinosaur.”
    … ad nauseum

  10. MrGronk says:

    additionally:
    “she could blow on my trumpet of doom any day.”
    “I’d show her the real Coming of the Lord.”
    “she could persecute my state trooper.”
    … I’m cringing as I write this. Sorry, people.

  11. Karl says:

    She can .. um .. suspend my non-vital functions?

  12. Hobbes says:

    MrGronk, actually, it would be a second coming. Maybe, even a third.

    Boys will be boys :)

  13. Trevor says:

    I can’t believe none of you did, to me, the most obvious one

    “I would like to drill her coast line.”
    “I would show HER how to drill, baby.”
    “As Palin raisers her ugly head into my space whilst I’m drilling coastline.”

  14. Uncle Roger says:

    I don’t get it. Am I the only guy who doesn’t find her attractive?

    And then she opens her mouth and I’m even more turned off.

  15. Nathan Bond says:

    She is a sexy women!

    With a luverly turn of impromptu coached phrase – remember “Say it ain’t so, Joe!” – luverly! So well composed that she might even tempt me, only for a moment though, to consider creationis… sorry, Inteligunt dezain.

    Then again – nah!

    And may the Inteligunt Dezainer help us if this one gets to become a heart beat from the Not Completely Round Office.

  16. JMo says:

    Ok not one of you mentioned “She can “blank” my pipeline!”

  17. C T says:

    She can abolish my rights any day!
    We should censor a book together with her.

    This is damn fun.

  18. Jude says:

    Am I right in thinking that every single on of these comments are from men?

  19. C T says:

    Because she is a hottie mature mom!
    We should hunt moose with her in the woods sometime :P
    She should be using MY lipstick!
    I’d love to drive her to hockey alone :P

    hmm…what else…

  20. Jude says:

    Stop it right now or I’ll get the barmaid to bar every single one of you.

  21. JMo says:

    Well then “She can maul my bar, er(bear) all she wants!!!!” Yep this is fun…..

  22. Jerry w says:

    I’ve got a huge Zamboni for her, so big it has it’s own garage and scrapes the ice when I drag it around the hockey rink.

    As for Uncle Roger who doesn’t find her attractive, well I guess my standards are a bit lower. I mean, she has a pulse and body temperature above ambient, doesn’t she?
    Jerry w

  23. Jude says:

    I give up

  24. JohnnieCanuck says:

    “And any time you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain”

  25. Jude says:

    Infantile, just plain infantile.

  26. CT says:

    Mohammad has even lower standards. Even 9 is ok.

  27. Well done fellas – you missed the point. It wasn’t a challenge to come up with genuine sexual innuendo!

  28. Hobbes says:

    Maybe so, but it was too tempting. After all, didn’t she say that she is a hottie mom? Told everyone. Yeah, she did.

  29. Trevor says:

    As if we need a reason.

  30. Mo says:

    Hey Jude, I’d like to na-na-na YOUR na-na-na-nas!

  31. Jesus says:

    Ophelia – you can butter the flies on MY wheels ANY day of the week!!

  32. It’s at times like this I find I’m glad I’m not straight. What would it be like to be attracted to Sarah Palin? I pity ye. Truly.

    TRiG.

  33. fenchurch says:

    *sing-song* Ophelia is jeal-lous, Ophelia is jeal-ous ;-)

    Let me try my hand:
    “Hey baby, do you want a re-fill on your quiver-full?”
    “How’s that husband working out for ya?”
    “I hear that once you ‘go rogue’ you never go back. ”
    “What kind of dessert do stoners in your state eat when they get the munchies? Baked Alaska!”

    Dang it, I’m no good at picking up chicks.

  34. Palin? (Insert gender neutral contempt here)

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