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October 14th, 2008
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  3. Rich,
    Sarah’s a bit more like the Republican bottom of the barrel. That being said, if McGeezer somehow manages to get in and then has a brain fart, we will have a true believer in the “End of days” in the oval office with her “Rapture” finger on the button to send us all to Jesus.
    If that’s the case, I do hope our Mr. Christ’s saving us a few seats at the bar.
    Jerry w
    http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

  4. At least the barmaid’s jest was a clear play on words. Jesus and Mo are stuck in the nudge, nudge, wink, wink, if you know what I mean league.

  6. First panel should read “she’s a fine looking woman”. Minor typo. Or even “fine-looking” if you like hyphens. 🙂

  9. continuing on that train of thought…
    “I’d give her a good im-Palin on my Maverick.”
    “Pitbull or not, she can put her lips on my stick any day.”
    “I’d show her God’s Plan with my dinosaur.”
    … ad nauseum

  10. additionally:
    “she could blow on my trumpet of doom any day.”
    “I’d show her the real Coming of the Lord.”
    “she could persecute my state trooper.”
    … I’m cringing as I write this. Sorry, people.

  13. I can’t believe none of you did, to me, the most obvious one

    “I would like to drill her coast line.”
    “I would show HER how to drill, baby.”
    “As Palin raisers her ugly head into my space whilst I’m drilling coastline.”

  15. She is a sexy women!

    With a luverly turn of impromptu coached phrase – remember “Say it ain’t so, Joe!” – luverly! So well composed that she might even tempt me, only for a moment though, to consider creationis… sorry, Inteligunt dezain.

    Then again – nah!

    And may the Inteligunt Dezainer help us if this one gets to become a heart beat from the Not Completely Round Office.

  17. She can abolish my rights any day!
    We should censor a book together with her.

    This is damn fun.

  19. Because she is a hottie mature mom!
    We should hunt moose with her in the woods sometime 😛
    She should be using MY lipstick!
    I’d love to drive her to hockey alone 😛

    hmm…what else…

  22. I’ve got a huge Zamboni for her, so big it has it’s own garage and scrapes the ice when I drag it around the hockey rink.

    As for Uncle Roger who doesn’t find her attractive, well I guess my standards are a bit lower. I mean, she has a pulse and body temperature above ambient, doesn’t she?
    Jerry w

  33. *sing-song* Ophelia is jeal-lous, Ophelia is jeal-ous 😉

    Let me try my hand:
    “Hey baby, do you want a re-fill on your quiver-full?”
    “How’s that husband working out for ya?”
    “I hear that once you ‘go rogue’ you never go back. ”
    “What kind of dessert do stoners in your state eat when they get the munchies? Baked Alaska!”

    Dang it, I’m no good at picking up chicks.

  35. These tongue-in-cheek renditions of palingenesis have given me a bad case of metempsychosis.

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