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October 14th, 2008
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Discussion (35)¬

  1. Hobbes says:
    October 14, 2008 at 4:08 am

    Tina Fey would be a lot more fun! She can tickle me all over!

  2. Rich says:
    October 14, 2008 at 4:14 am

    Great cartoon! Jesus and Mo’ on a schoolboy kick summarising the Republican bottom of the ticket…

  3. Jerry w says:
    October 14, 2008 at 5:48 am

    Rich,
    Sarah’s a bit more like the Republican bottom of the barrel. That being said, if McGeezer somehow manages to get in and then has a brain fart, we will have a true believer in the “End of days” in the oval office with her “Rapture” finger on the button to send us all to Jesus.
    If that’s the case, I do hope our Mr. Christ’s saving us a few seats at the bar.
    Jerry w
    http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

  4. Bodach says:
    October 14, 2008 at 5:54 am

    At least the barmaid’s jest was a clear play on words. Jesus and Mo are stuck in the nudge, nudge, wink, wink, if you know what I mean league.

  5. Rev. Matt oxley says:
    October 14, 2008 at 6:56 am

    i think i have said these same things about palin

    you should do one about Ray Comfort….im hosting a debate with him @ my website

    http://www.ragingrev.com

  6. Ben says:
    October 14, 2008 at 7:22 am

    First panel should read “she’s a fine looking woman”. Minor typo. Or even “fine-looking” if you like hyphens. 🙂

  7. author says:
    October 14, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Thanks again, Ben.

  8. Rich says:
    October 14, 2008 at 7:50 am

    Good shout Jerry, cheers!

  9. One Track says:
    October 14, 2008 at 9:08 am

    continuing on that train of thought…
    “I’d give her a good im-Palin on my Maverick.”
    “Pitbull or not, she can put her lips on my stick any day.”
    “I’d show her God’s Plan with my dinosaur.”
    … ad nauseum

  10. MrGronk says:
    October 14, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    additionally:
    “she could blow on my trumpet of doom any day.”
    “I’d show her the real Coming of the Lord.”
    “she could persecute my state trooper.”
    … I’m cringing as I write this. Sorry, people.

  11. Karl says:
    October 14, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    She can .. um .. suspend my non-vital functions?

  12. Hobbes says:
    October 14, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    MrGronk, actually, it would be a second coming. Maybe, even a third.

    Boys will be boys 🙂

  13. Trevor says:
    October 14, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    I can’t believe none of you did, to me, the most obvious one

    “I would like to drill her coast line.”
    “I would show HER how to drill, baby.”
    “As Palin raisers her ugly head into my space whilst I’m drilling coastline.”

  14. Uncle Roger says:
    October 15, 2008 at 9:13 am

    I don’t get it. Am I the only guy who doesn’t find her attractive?

    And then she opens her mouth and I’m even more turned off.

  15. Nathan Bond says:
    October 15, 2008 at 9:50 am

    She is a sexy women!

    With a luverly turn of impromptu coached phrase – remember “Say it ain’t so, Joe!” – luverly! So well composed that she might even tempt me, only for a moment though, to consider creationis… sorry, Inteligunt dezain.

    Then again – nah!

    And may the Inteligunt Dezainer help us if this one gets to become a heart beat from the Not Completely Round Office.

  16. JMo says:
    October 15, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Ok not one of you mentioned “She can “blank” my pipeline!”

  17. C T says:
    October 16, 2008 at 1:44 am

    She can abolish my rights any day!
    We should censor a book together with her.

    This is damn fun.

  18. Jude says:
    October 16, 2008 at 2:16 am

    Am I right in thinking that every single on of these comments are from men?

  19. C T says:
    October 16, 2008 at 4:37 am

    Because she is a hottie mature mom!
    We should hunt moose with her in the woods sometime 😛
    She should be using MY lipstick!
    I’d love to drive her to hockey alone 😛

    hmm…what else…

  20. Jude says:
    October 16, 2008 at 4:46 am

    Stop it right now or I’ll get the barmaid to bar every single one of you.

  21. JMo says:
    October 16, 2008 at 5:10 am

    Well then “She can maul my bar, er(bear) all she wants!!!!” Yep this is fun…..

  22. Jerry w says:
    October 16, 2008 at 5:26 am

    I’ve got a huge Zamboni for her, so big it has it’s own garage and scrapes the ice when I drag it around the hockey rink.

    As for Uncle Roger who doesn’t find her attractive, well I guess my standards are a bit lower. I mean, she has a pulse and body temperature above ambient, doesn’t she?
    Jerry w

  23. Jude says:
    October 16, 2008 at 5:28 am

    I give up

  24. JohnnieCanuck says:
    October 16, 2008 at 8:57 am

    “And any time you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain”

  25. Jude says:
    October 16, 2008 at 9:22 am

    Infantile, just plain infantile.

  26. CT says:
    October 16, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Mohammad has even lower standards. Even 9 is ok.

  27. Ophelia Benson says:
    October 16, 2008 at 10:49 am

    Well done fellas – you missed the point. It wasn’t a challenge to come up with genuine sexual innuendo!

  28. Hobbes says:
    October 17, 2008 at 12:48 am

    Maybe so, but it was too tempting. After all, didn’t she say that she is a hottie mom? Told everyone. Yeah, she did.

  29. Trevor says:
    October 17, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    As if we need a reason.

  30. Mo says:
    October 18, 2008 at 12:12 am

    Hey Jude, I’d like to na-na-na YOUR na-na-na-nas!

  31. Jesus says:
    October 18, 2008 at 12:13 am

    Ophelia – you can butter the flies on MY wheels ANY day of the week!!

  32. Timothy (TRiG) says:
    December 8, 2008 at 3:56 am

    It’s at times like this I find I’m glad I’m not straight. What would it be like to be attracted to Sarah Palin? I pity ye. Truly.

    TRiG.

  33. fenchurch says:
    October 19, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    *sing-song* Ophelia is jeal-lous, Ophelia is jeal-ous 😉

    Let me try my hand:
    “Hey baby, do you want a re-fill on your quiver-full?”
    “How’s that husband working out for ya?”
    “I hear that once you ‘go rogue’ you never go back. ”
    “What kind of dessert do stoners in your state eat when they get the munchies? Baked Alaska!”

    Dang it, I’m no good at picking up chicks.

  34. northierthanthou says:
    December 27, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Palin? (Insert gender neutral contempt here)

  35. postdoggerel says:
    October 25, 2016 at 5:07 am

    These tongue-in-cheek renditions of palingenesis have given me a bad case of metempsychosis.

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