According to Wikipedia they should also have been giving thanks to Jesus for their settlement lands which were nicely situated. The Indians that had cleared the land for them were all dead or dispersed from smallpox, those that hadn’t been kidnapped or killed by previous English explorers.
They also found maize and bean seeds, abandoned by the survivors who fled for their lives when they saw yet another batch of invaders. This was also critical as they would have had nothing to plant, otherwise.
Right from the start, Jesus sure took it out on the Natives. Even as recent as 50 years ago, priests were abusing Indian children in residential schools. These were intended to assimiliate them into the WASP culture and forever destroy their links to their past.
The kids also learned what celibate priests do with helpless charges. Wonderful things, missionaries.
Teddy bear not even all that funny, at least not yet, the poor woman is locked up and threatened by mobs and could get 40 lashes and six months in prison.
The reasoning of course is funny, especially given that probably half the male children in the school are named Mo.
Ya, but you’re underestimating the outrage one essentially repressed and bored Muslim housewife can generate over the subversive unspoken intentions of the evil western teacher.
When your only outlet for affecting the world and actually getting noticed is generating a religious protest over the attempt to subvert your child and thereby your entire culture… what else are you going to do? That child’s mother in now the spearhead of her PTA, and the officials who are pursuing it are next in line for promotion.
What? You didn’t think shameless self-interest was strictly a western concept, did you?
makes me giggle that people are surprised that she got arrested and sent down for 14 days! what she think she was immune from thier laws because she was british. what i want to know is when i go to thailand and pack my suitcase with 23 kilos of coke, will a delegation of peers come and speak to the president to get me out of jail and bring me home?
ffs if you break the laws abroad and go to prison its your own bloody fault
Pain need never be endured - another atheist doctrine.
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November 22nd, 2007 at 3:38 am
Ha Ha Ha, this just keeps getting better…
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:55 am
According to Wikipedia they should also have been giving thanks to Jesus for their settlement lands which were nicely situated. The Indians that had cleared the land for them were all dead or dispersed from smallpox, those that hadn’t been kidnapped or killed by previous English explorers.
They also found maize and bean seeds, abandoned by the survivors who fled for their lives when they saw yet another batch of invaders. This was also critical as they would have had nothing to plant, otherwise.
Right from the start, Jesus sure took it out on the Natives. Even as recent as 50 years ago, priests were abusing Indian children in residential schools. These were intended to assimiliate them into the WASP culture and forever destroy their links to their past.
The kids also learned what celibate priests do with helpless charges. Wonderful things, missionaries.
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:28 am
very good one , jesus and mo owns you all
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:14 pm
I hear the British celebrate Thanksgiving as well, except they do so on the day the Mayflower set sail, taking the Puritans with it.
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:58 pm
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November 22nd, 2007 at 11:45 pm
I thought they celebrated it on the 4th of July.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:18 am
I hope that’s a kosher/halal turkey those boys are tucking into…
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:05 am
nope, that’s homegrown maize-fed turkey, hatched and raised by mormons as was instructed by jesus in 421 AD…
November 26th, 2007 at 6:30 am
Oh C’mon… where’s the teddy bear strip..?
November 26th, 2007 at 11:10 am
Teddy bear not even all that funny, at least not yet, the poor woman is locked up and threatened by mobs and could get 40 lashes and six months in prison.
The reasoning of course is funny, especially given that probably half the male children in the school are named Mo.
November 27th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Strange that there would be a stink about naming the teddy bear Mohammed, it’s a (with variations*) really common name in some parts of the world.
Jesus, you’d think that it was circumsized or something.
*In Turkey, I met many Mohammeds, Ahmeds, Mahmeds, Mahmets, and, one Moe.
http://boskolives.wordpress.com/
November 29th, 2007 at 8:26 am
Ya, but you’re underestimating the outrage one essentially repressed and bored Muslim housewife can generate over the subversive unspoken intentions of the evil western teacher.
When your only outlet for affecting the world and actually getting noticed is generating a religious protest over the attempt to subvert your child and thereby your entire culture… what else are you going to do? That child’s mother in now the spearhead of her PTA, and the officials who are pursuing it are next in line for promotion.
What? You didn’t think shameless self-interest was strictly a western concept, did you?
December 6th, 2007 at 1:36 am
makes me giggle that people are surprised that she got arrested and sent down for 14 days! what she think she was immune from thier laws because she was british. what i want to know is when i go to thailand and pack my suitcase with 23 kilos of coke, will a delegation of peers come and speak to the president to get me out of jail and bring me home?
ffs if you break the laws abroad and go to prison its your own bloody fault
May 20th, 2008 at 5:36 am
Pain need never be endured - another atheist doctrine.