There is no God but God – there is no Allah but Allah. ‘Allah’ is not the name of the Muslim god; it is the Arabic word for god. All Arabs use it – whether Muslim, Christian, or Jew; even the italianised and anglicised Arabic dialect of devoutly Roman Catholic Malta still retains it.
Quite true, but the point is that Jesus has uttered the Shahadah with intent, making him a Muslim. He hasn’t changed gods, just religions, and he’s still a prophet himself, of course.
Maltese is usually treated as a separate language nowadays, partly because it does not have modern standard Arabic as its elevated form.
Jesus; a muslim (actually muslims believe he was a prophet of islam)!
Sorry about the clumsy link, hope it works.
One of the best
Reminds me of Sylvester and the Magic Pebble!
Very, very funny.
If Jesus stops being a Muslim now, he is an apostate, for which the penalty is death.
LMFAO! That last line is brilliant. Funniest thing I’ve read on here in a long time.
Genius as usual.
Why is Jesus reading the Shahada out of the Bible?
Funny, I was just watching an episode of The Atheist Experience in which they were discussing an article by a theist who (said he) tried putting himself in an atheist mindset to see what it was like. After thirty seconds, he got so scared by the lack of an afterlife that he switched back.
you know what they say,
if you join Islam is fine, but if you try to leave, Its fatwa time!
i can’t stop laughing! Veeeery good one!
genius, that is definitely your best yet.
[...] target of convenience. It’s an old trick but it can still work. Apropos of nothing in particular here is a link to a cartoon that cracks me up sometimes. It goes after jesus and muhammed [...]
good one! It would have been better if they had also swapped positions on bed…
I genuinely laughed out loud at that. Absolute classic.
But didn’t Mo commit Apostasy by Converting, even for a short time? Shouldn’t he be put to death by his own rules?
Flavus: Yes, and Jesus should’ve slewned him for apostasy. But they’re both Magical (like unicorn snot), so it doesn’t really apply.
Plus, four blank squares would be moderately boring…
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