There is no God but God - there is no Allah but Allah. ‘Allah’ is not the name of the Muslim god; it is the Arabic word for god. All Arabs use it - whether Muslim, Christian, or Jew; even the italianised and anglicised Arabic dialect of devoutly Roman Catholic Malta still retains it.
Quite true, but the point is that Jesus has uttered the Shahadah with intent, making him a Muslim. He hasn’t changed gods, just religions, and he’s still a prophet himself, of course.
Maltese is usually treated as a separate language nowadays, partly because it does not have modern standard Arabic as its elevated form.
Funny, I was just watching an episode of The Atheist Experience in which they were discussing an article by a theist who (said he) tried putting himself in an atheist mindset to see what it was like. After thirty seconds, he got so scared by the lack of an afterlife that he switched back.
[…] target of convenience. It’s an old trick but it can still work. Apropos of nothing in particular here is a link to a cartoon that cracks me up sometimes. It goes after jesus and muhammed […]
good one! It would have been better if they had also swapped positions on bed…
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October 9th, 2007 at 6:43 am
Very good!
October 9th, 2007 at 8:38 am
There is no God but God - there is no Allah but Allah. ‘Allah’ is not the name of the Muslim god; it is the Arabic word for god. All Arabs use it - whether Muslim, Christian, or Jew; even the italianised and anglicised Arabic dialect of devoutly Roman Catholic Malta still retains it.
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October 9th, 2007 at 8:49 am
Quite true, but the point is that Jesus has uttered the Shahadah with intent, making him a Muslim. He hasn’t changed gods, just religions, and he’s still a prophet himself, of course.
Maltese is usually treated as a separate language nowadays, partly because it does not have modern standard Arabic as its elevated form.
October 9th, 2007 at 10:08 am
oops!
Jesus; a muslim (actually muslims believe he was a prophet of islam)!
October 9th, 2007 at 10:09 am
excellent!
October 9th, 2007 at 10:53 am
http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=2001"e=cantdo.txt&file=cantdo.mp3
Sorry about the clumsy link, hope it works.
October 9th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
One of the best
October 9th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Reminds me of Sylvester and the Magic Pebble!
October 9th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Very, very funny.
October 9th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
If Jesus stops being a Muslim now, he is an apostate, for which the penalty is death.
Again.
October 10th, 2007 at 5:27 am
LMFAO! That last line is brilliant. Funniest thing I’ve read on here in a long time.
October 10th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Genius as usual.
October 10th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Why is Jesus reading the Shahada out of the Bible?
October 10th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Funny, I was just watching an episode of The Atheist Experience in which they were discussing an article by a theist who (said he) tried putting himself in an atheist mindset to see what it was like. After thirty seconds, he got so scared by the lack of an afterlife that he switched back.
October 12th, 2007 at 10:37 am
you know what they say,
if you join Islam is fine, but if you try to leave, Its fatwa time!
October 13th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
i can’t stop laughing! Veeeery good one!
October 15th, 2007 at 8:42 am
genius, that is definitely your best yet.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:16 am
[…] target of convenience. It’s an old trick but it can still work. Apropos of nothing in particular here is a link to a cartoon that cracks me up sometimes. It goes after jesus and muhammed […]
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:55 am
good one! It would have been better if they had also swapped positions on bed…