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October 9th, 2007
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  1. Gavin says:
    October 9, 2007 at 6:43 am

    Very good! 😀

  2. Adam Tjaavk says:
    October 9, 2007 at 8:38 am

    There is no God but God – there is no Allah but Allah. ‘Allah’ is not the name of the Muslim god; it is the Arabic word for god. All Arabs use it – whether Muslim, Christian, or Jew; even the italianised and anglicised Arabic dialect of devoutly Roman Catholic Malta still retains it.

    _

  3. John Cowan says:
    October 9, 2007 at 8:49 am

    Quite true, but the point is that Jesus has uttered the Shahadah with intent, making him a Muslim. He hasn’t changed gods, just religions, and he’s still a prophet himself, of course.

    Maltese is usually treated as a separate language nowadays, partly because it does not have modern standard Arabic as its elevated form.

  4. JayBee says:
    October 9, 2007 at 10:08 am

    oops!
    Jesus; a muslim (actually muslims believe he was a prophet of islam)!

  5. louis says:
    October 9, 2007 at 10:09 am

    excellent!

  6. Don says:
    October 9, 2007 at 10:53 am

    http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=2001&quote=cantdo.txt&file=cantdo.mp3

    Sorry about the clumsy link, hope it works.

  7. Necessary Evil says:
    October 9, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    One of the best

  8. carolita says:
    October 9, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Reminds me of Sylvester and the Magic Pebble!

  9. Roger says:
    October 9, 2007 at 10:33 pm

    Very, very funny.

  10. JohnnieCanuck says:
    October 9, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    If Jesus stops being a Muslim now, he is an apostate, for which the penalty is death.
    Again.

  11. r00db00y says:
    October 10, 2007 at 5:27 am

    LMFAO! That last line is brilliant. Funniest thing I’ve read on here in a long time.

  12. Ish says:
    October 10, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    Genius as usual.

  13. Chris says:
    October 10, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    Why is Jesus reading the Shahada out of the Bible? 😉

  14. arensb says:
    October 10, 2007 at 8:58 pm

    Funny, I was just watching an episode of The Atheist Experience in which they were discussing an article by a theist who (said he) tried putting himself in an atheist mindset to see what it was like. After thirty seconds, he got so scared by the lack of an afterlife that he switched back.

  15. tie says:
    October 12, 2007 at 10:37 am

    you know what they say,

    if you join Islam is fine, but if you try to leave, Its fatwa time! 😉

  16. mat says:
    October 13, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    i can’t stop laughing! Veeeery good one!

  17. flanger says:
    October 15, 2007 at 8:42 am

    genius, that is definitely your best yet.

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    October 15, 2007 at 11:16 am

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  19. dd says:
    December 2, 2007 at 8:55 am

    good one! It would have been better if they had also swapped positions on bed…

  20. Burns23 says:
    February 2, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    I genuinely laughed out loud at that. Absolute classic.

  21. Acolyte of Sagan says:
    August 30, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    test

  22. Flavus says:
    October 4, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    But didn’t Mo commit Apostasy by Converting, even for a short time? Shouldn’t he be put to death by his own rules?

  23. Cephas Atheos says:
    November 19, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    Flavus: Yes, and Jesus should’ve slewned him for apostasy. But they’re both Magical (like unicorn snot), so it doesn’t really apply.

    Plus, four blank squares would be moderately boring…

  24. Aphotic says:
    December 31, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    Haha 😀

  25. Nova says:
    November 20, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    Flavus: taqiyya man

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