So, what does the “H” stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Herman, perhaps?
Then, there’s the confusion with Jesus Cromany. Folks often call out to him in a moment of anguish, or surprise. Was there a mix-up at birth, and the child of the Cromany family got switched with the child of the Christ family (Joseph and Mary Christ).
All biologists know that the H stands for Haploid. After all, Jesus had no human father, so only 23 chromosomes!
In any case, there are plenty of people named Jesus besides the Lamb-boy. (There are plenty of people named Muhammad, too. It’s the most common personal name in the world.)
> So, what does the “H†stand for in Jesus H. Christ?
Haploid
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September 6th, 2006 at 8:08 am
Mo was the leader of the Three Stooges. That says it all.
September 6th, 2006 at 8:26 am
So, what does the “H” stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Herman, perhaps?
Then, there’s the confusion with Jesus Cromany. Folks often call out to him in a moment of anguish, or surprise. Was there a mix-up at birth, and the child of the Cromany family got switched with the child of the Christ family (Joseph and Mary Christ).
September 6th, 2006 at 9:35 am
So, what does the “H†stand for in Jesus H. Christ?
Harold.
September 6th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Heh. This is one of the good ones. Nice humour you’ve cracked there. Cheers and keep them coming.
September 8th, 2006 at 7:29 am
> So, what does the “H†stand for in Jesus H. Christ?
> Harold
be thy name, Yes!
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_033.html
October 18th, 2006 at 3:29 am
All biologists know that the H stands for Haploid. After all, Jesus had no human father, so only 23 chromosomes!
In any case, there are plenty of people named Jesus besides the Lamb-boy. (There are plenty of people named Muhammad, too. It’s the most common personal name in the world.)
January 29th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Superb! (I wrote something else and then I read below that I aint supposed ter. So I deleted it.)
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
> So, what does the “H†stand for in Jesus H. Christ?
Haploid