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September 6th, 2006

Discussion (20)¬

  1. Jeffery Faulk says:
    September 6, 2006 at 8:08 am

    Mo was the leader of the Three Stooges. That says it all.

  2. Hobbes says:
    September 6, 2006 at 8:26 am

    So, what does the “H” stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Herman, perhaps?

    Then, there’s the confusion with Jesus Cromany. Folks often call out to him in a moment of anguish, or surprise. Was there a mix-up at birth, and the child of the Cromany family got switched with the child of the Christ family (Joseph and Mary Christ).

  3. author says:
    September 6, 2006 at 9:35 am

    So, what does the “H” stand for in Jesus H. Christ?

    Harold.

  4. Inash Zubair says:
    September 6, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    Heh. This is one of the good ones. Nice humour you’ve cracked there. Cheers and keep them coming.

  5. xenu says:
    September 8, 2006 at 7:29 am

    > So, what does the “H” stand for in Jesus H. Christ?
    > Harold
    be thy name, Yes!
    http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_033.html

  6. John Cowan says:
    October 18, 2006 at 3:29 am

    All biologists know that the H stands for Haploid. After all, Jesus had no human father, so only 23 chromosomes!

    In any case, there are plenty of people named Jesus besides the Lamb-boy. (There are plenty of people named Muhammad, too. It’s the most common personal name in the world.)

  7. tramadol says:
    January 29, 2007 at 11:55 pm

    Superb! (I wrote something else and then I read below that I aint supposed ter. So I deleted it.)

  8. peterNW1 says:
    April 3, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    > So, what does the “H” stand for in Jesus H. Christ?

    Haploid

  9. billybobjenkins says:
    November 9, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    John Cowan – Ha! A fully working biology joke, I love it!

  10. hans says:
    December 8, 2008 at 7:39 am

    > aryan jesus
    damn, i always thought he was a jew

  11. xznofile says:
    January 27, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    H stands for Holy! (for crissake) & his other middle initial (F) stands for fuckin’. you guys need to get out more.

  12. UncleArtie says:
    March 13, 2009 at 6:04 am

    The H stands for Hussein!!

  13. Heidi says:
    August 17, 2009 at 6:32 am

    My husband and I were thinking the same thing this evening….he suggested that instead of the cartoon name as Jesus and Mo…it would be better as JC and Mo.

  14. Gar says:
    April 28, 2010 at 11:04 am

    The H stands for ‘tittyfucking’.

  15. UncleJohnny says:
    May 4, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Jesus’s middle name is in fact Hitler

  16. C Reese says:
    January 20, 2011 at 8:14 am

    It’s not Jesus H. Christ. The middle name is ‘Aitch’ an ancient Aramaic word that means ‘the’.

  17. fenchurch says:
    October 6, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    I think Eddie Izzard offers another sobriquet, “Jeezy Creezy”.

  18. Cephas Atheos says:
    November 14, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    Mr Slave (Mr Garrison’s sexual partner in South Park) pronounces it ‘Jeezcrys’ whenever Mr Garrison anally penetrates him…

    Boy, the android word guesser’s having a few problems… It REALLY didn’t want to do ‘anally’… ‘An ally’ doesn’t really cut it…

  19. OtterBe says:
    March 29, 2020 at 2:53 am

    [ raises hand ]
    Uh, it’s ‘Hallowed’, isn’t it?

    Right there in the second line of the Lord’s Prayer

  20. Sarah says:
    January 7, 2021 at 11:29 am

    Mohamed was in fact white. In multiple Sahih (authentic, basically the Islamic version of canonical) Hadiths there are narrations where his followers refer to him as “that white man” or marvel at his radiantly pale complexion.
    Also you can look at Muhammad al-Yaqoubi, the Syrian-born scholar who actually is a descendant of the prophet. He has a white complexion and light brown, almost ginger beard and hair.
    If both actually existed as historically described, Jesus definitely is the darker skinned.

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