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June 10th, 2026
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Well, you must always plan for a bit of failure in divine plans.
Surprising it’s not more common? Or maybe not. G-d knows.
Or maybe not.
Cats do that too. They fall clumsily, then saunter off calmly, as if to say, “I meant to do that.”
The tape a slice of hot buttered toast to the back of a cat and throw the cat off a low platform experiment is interesting….
I have met a spiritual person, another one. She has a bust of Buddha on the fireplace. In her conversation on the days I was able to meet her she is basically evil. Despite having a house, a job, two children. Believe to me, there are people who need moral guidance.
Define “Evil”
It would be evil to put a hench scran of marmite under a moggy’s tail and post a video of the experiment.
Sorry Post, that would be an example, not a definition.
You are better versed than that.
Also, who is Moggy? Marmite I have experienced. Once. Orally.
I tried Marmite on toast once in a restaurant. I went into it with an open mind and gave it my best go, I honestly did. It was nasty!
Rrr, I was replying to M27 with Mancunian terms he would definately understand. His moggy (a cat) experiment abounds with inequalities. It would require multiple repetitions to ascertain whether a cat always lands on its feet or a slice of buttered bread always lands butter-side down. As with Schrödinger’s cat, the evil is implicit, as is the case with making a cat lick marmite off its ass. Also, it has been suggested that marmite is best used as a hemorrhoid salve. It is recommended not to put one’s finger back in the jar, with which I concur, and cannot overemphasize the exhortation not to lick one’s finger afterwards. btw, I love Marmite. It’s my favorite hench scran.
Thanks for the queer mancuniolingo lesson. Rarely frequent such channels meself, and then mostly via ITV’s dubious interpretations.
Logic still wanting though?
Evil is the chronic malady of the universe, and checked in one place, breaks forth in another. — Herman Melville
I think Marmite is plant based? Thus a moggy (carnivore) would not enjoy it clearly? I always apply a good amount of Marmite, underneath strong cheese when making Welsh Rarebit…it is
Life changing believe me…
One mans evil is another mans retribution…🤔
and if something is described as “Marmite” tgen you either love it or hate it…a true Dichotomy…
if you find yourself in a dilemma
take a blindfolded test and then a
black bitter paste
or umami sweet taste
will show your spot on the analemma
the Brits, it appears, prefer marmite
and the Aussie’s dire choice is their vegemite
who wins in the end
always depends
on how likely your desire is to migrate
“In the ordinary moral universe, the good will do the best they can, the worst will do the worst they can, but if you want to make good people do wicked things, you’ll need religion.” — Christopher Hitchens