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July 26th, 2010

Story spotted here. Have fun with Google Trends!

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  4. See, I would have thought NZ for ‘sheep’ sex. Thanks for continuing to risk your Karma by ridiculing idiots. (snicker)

  6. Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜€ Brilliant… And I thought it was just something they made up, until I checked the Google Trends. Fact is stranger than fiction.

    Go Pakistan!

  7. So, given that Allah, like Yahweh, is a control freak that monitors and punishes his believers’ every wayward thought and deed; we should be able to conclude that there are a lot of people in Pakistan that don’t actually believe the line the Imams are handing them.

    Just as the internet gives privacy to those who would defy the strictures imposed on their sexual behaviour by mosque and church, it also allows those who doubt to find the words and examples of fellow non-believers and not have to risk public exposure of their apostasy.

    I’m squicking myself out, just a little, thinking that I share something in common with many of these Google searchers. Atheism, that is.

  10. Search “incest sex” and prepare *not* to be surprised. It’s so strange, I’m almost starting to feel it’s a prank(more like a conspiracy, I guess).

  11. Hey, maybe they’re doing it for farming purposes! Like research… or something…

    No, but seriously, as funny as it is, it doesn’t seem right, considering the overwhelming prominence and the fact that there seems to be no correspondence with either the cities or the languages.

  12. See, if you search for animal/dog/horse *porn* (an arguably more damning term than sex), you start getting Finland, Norway, Turkey as main offenders (with their cities/languages high on the list too), and for “bestiality” South Africa and Czech republic rise to prominence (though no associated cities/language for the former somehow).

    There definitely seems to be something iffy with the Pakistan case.

    BTW, New Zealand seems to have a thing for eels…

  17. ‘What about octopus sex?’

    According to Pharyngula, that would be the US.

    I blame PZ himself – he keeps publishing all those damn sexy pics of cephalapods.

  18. In Norway you can get arrested by the Police for having sex with animal.

  21. โ€˜What about octopus sex?โ€™

    Well, squid sex is curiously popular in indonesia.

  22. The Muslim response: …”…the creator is all knowing. Therefor, he foresaw our insatiable lust for animal poon. And since we have not been punished….. Allah wants us to fuck animals”

    I stumbled upon this strip randomly one day, and I read it front to back. It is exactly what people need…if they wanted to read it… instead of roast your ass on every 6 o clock news from here to the Vatican

  23. I Have to agree with Headbang. I wouldn’t consider this systematic yet. Still loved Mos reaction though. Filthy Infidels indeed.

  24. I’ve always heard that the reason for wearing kilts in Scotland was that sheep could hear a zipper at a distance of 50 meters.
    As far as for us here in the U.S., we can’t even think about using that noisy Velcro stuff, except maybe in priestly garb since the church organ (not the priest’s organ) sound would obscure it.

  27. As of today on Google Trends searching for ‘sheep sex’:
    United Kingdom Search Volume Index: 96
    Australia Search Volume Index: 100
    United States Search Volume Index: 79
    Ireland Search Volume Index: 0

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