Discussion (33)¬

  1. Pezter says:

    I deny all existing religion…

    so did Mohammed 😀

  2. Dave N says:

    Yes. Presumably not a fact that sits well with Muslims with any sense of morality in the 21st century.

  3. HellBoy says:

    The more muslims insist that their beloved Mo was perfect, the more people will understand they are full of scrap

  4. daoloth says:

    “I call for the slaughter of unbelievers”*
    So did Mohammed.

    * Koran 2, 191; 2,193; 4, 76; 5,82; 9,5; 47,4

  5. daoloth says:

    “I recommend the beating of disobedient females”*
    So did Mohammed

    *Koran 4,34

  6. daoloth says:

    “I think the earth is flat”*
    So did Mohammed.

    *Koran 84, 1-4
    Say.. this is fun! Thanks author.

  7. ketil w.grevstad says:

    heheh i want mullah krekar out of Norway.
    Maybe Mohammed want him???

  8. Muffin says:

    It’d make an amazing set of tshirt slogans.

  9. rand says:

    The source for the ads: “taxpayer-funded Muslim organisations” – why is tax money wasted like this? Sorry I even asked.
    Nice one, Author!

  10. nina says:

    Jesus’ family values were to hang out in an all male gang and tell people that they had to leave their birth families

  11. Fuckerless says:

    @daoloth – fun indeed…I’ll have to play

    @nina – rouge male killer whales name the whole species. Silly boys. There should laws forbidding the gathering of more than 4 men where a woman must be present toting veto powers. p.s. Love your stuff!

    @author – boffed? lol great work dude. You are fuckerless.

  12. MrGronk says:

    “I can’t read”
    Nor could Mohammed

  13. MrGronk says:

    “I humiliate non-believers and call it tolerance”
    So did Mohammed

  14. Fuckerless says:

    @MrGronk – in a Sesame Street setting no less

  15. Aaron says:

    I kill people who criticize Islam. So did Mohammad.
    Easy Peasy.

  16. BBS says:

    If it was a boy tot, I would have suggested that he was actualy a Catholic Priest in disguise…

  17. BBS says:

    …and the ultimate sin! Jesus uses a mac!!!!!! ARRGHHHH!

  18. Nassar Ben Houdja says:

    I-slam I-mac… apple… snake… it’s coming together.

  19. foundationist says:

    Nice one yet again, author.

  20. Scott says:

    @ Nassar Ben Houdja

    Coincidence or Conspiracy? Hmm.

  21. Jerry w says:

    I use a Mac, so it seems did (or still does) HeyZeus.

  22. I hate teh Jews.

    So did Mohammed.

  23. Stonyground says:

    I love the wonderful lack of self awareness that allows these people to come up with this stuff while being totally oblivious to the way that others will react. The UKs chief RC Bish has come out and said that he does not want anyone blowing vuvuzelas at the Pope when he makes his highly expensive and unwelcome visit in September. Up until now the anti-Pope people have been at a loss as to how to frame their protest, knowing that they will not be allowed close enough to pelt him with connies and that the Pope-mobile is equipped with bullet-proof glass. Vince Nichols then hands us vuvuzeas on a plate.

  24. JohnnieCanuck says:

    Quick, get some made up with atheist slogans and… profit.

  25. MrGronk says:

    I’d be tempted to bombard the evil old goat with prerecorded sounds of distressed children … but that would probably give him an erection

  26. JohnnieCanuck says:

    I don’t hate Jews.

    Neither did Mohammed. He worshipped their god and considered Jesus and himself to be prophets of their god. Some of his wives were the daughters of important Jewish leaders.

    Was that an attempt at creating satire? Seems pretty racist on the surface.

  27. Stephen Turner says:

    I believe Islam is a political project. So did Mohammed.

  28. Poor Richard says:

    JohnnieCanuck: Oh, you needn’t worry about our gal Ophelia. The tongue in her cheek is quite sharp. As Poor Richard says, “Check out her web site.”

  29. nina says:


    what about getting ahead of the parade route and sprinkling condoms all over the road

  30. daoloth says:

    I hate Jews at least some of the time

    So did Mohammed
    [Muhammad said:] “The last hour would not come unless the Muslims will fight against the Jews and the Muslims would kill them until the Jews would hide themselves behind a stone or a tree and a stone or a tree would say: Muslim, or the servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him; but the tree Gharqad would not say, for it is the tree of the Jews.”

    Sahih Muslim Book 041, Number 6985 (ok, not the Koran- but hey, still inspired by ol’ Mo!)

  31. daoloth says:

    I advocate female genital mutilation*
    So did Mohammed

    *Umm ‘Atiyyah; Abu Dawud, al-Bayhaq. Partial Translation of Sunan Abu-Dawud. Book 41: General Behavior (Kitab Al-Adab)

  32. MrGronk says:


    Islam’s apologists like to claim that Muslims aren’t antisemites in the traditional western sense, but “merely” hold Jews in contempt. Like that’s somehow OK. Of course, when somebody you traditionally, casually despise suddenly rounds up and punches you back, your response is likely to be an epic hissy-fit. Regardless of the specific rights and wrongs in Israel/Palestine, I can’t help but think that Muslim attitudes to Israel are aggravated by 60 years of indignation that “mere” Jews should be pushing Muslims around.

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