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October 25th, 2023

Somebody should have a word with Johnny Fartpants here.

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Discussion (18)¬

  1. Doug says:
    October 25, 2023 at 12:28 pm

    I’ve been following your cartoons for some time and never quite understood who ‘Mo’ was. Mo-racca? Larry/Curley/Mo? Mo Ali? Who is the Duck supposed to be??? Why is a duck hanging out with Jesus? I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.

    Finally in this set of panels, I understand your Duck character is THE Mohammed. Brilliant!

  2. Author says:
    October 25, 2023 at 1:46 pm

    😂

  3. Ketil W.Grevstad says:
    October 25, 2023 at 3:03 pm

    I have pictures of Mohammed on my fb page. 😂😂

  4. Mockingbird says:
    October 25, 2023 at 11:06 pm

    That cartoon is so good … You can even SMELL it. 🙂

  5. Son of Glenner says:
    October 26, 2023 at 1:35 pm

    Author: Please post your real name and address here, so that we can organise protection for you: we could install one or more machine guns overlooking your house, to shoot down anyone who tries to throw a brick through your window. If you live anywhere near Manchester, I’m sure M27Holts will be able to organise recruits to man the guns.

  6. Ballykeith says:
    October 26, 2023 at 11:08 pm

    Why is Mo sitting on the po with loo roll at the ready? It’s recorded that the earth would swallow his stools and the spot would be fragrant like musk. Has he lost his powers perchance?

  7. postdoggerel says:
    October 27, 2023 at 7:18 am

    Ballykeith, you’re in for a big surprise when the coprolith is dusted off, smelled, felt, tasted for authenticity, and wafted into a mass spectrometer for good measure, before stomping on to test for lubricity, fragrance, and gag factor.
    In the cartoon Mo is stepping on a duck.
    It is written.

  8. Mockingbird says:
    October 28, 2023 at 2:57 pm

    Posty: Is stepping on ducks part of a Muslim ritual?

  9. Shaughn says:
    October 28, 2023 at 3:49 pm

    Mockingbird,
    Check your urban dictionary 🙂 and look what it does to poor Mo
    https://www.jesusandmo.net/comic/wudu/

  10. M27Holts says:
    October 28, 2023 at 5:53 pm

    I thought muslims have to wipe their arse with their right hand?

  11. JohnnieCanuck says:
    October 28, 2023 at 11:12 pm

    Actually, M27, you’ve got that arse-backwards. Or are you making a joke that’s going over or perhaps, under me?

    Ballykeith, don’t forget that he has to share that loo with Jesus and perhaps Moses.

  12. Mockingbird says:
    October 29, 2023 at 12:27 am

    No wonder those Muslims are such a strange bunch if they have to stamp on a duck and then wipe their arse on it.

  13. Choirboy says:
    October 29, 2023 at 12:42 pm

    Mockingbird, well Rabelais after listing a variety of animals and birds famously decided that a swan was undoubtedly the best option for the job. I seem to recall that he rejected a duck but maybe because he didn’t stamp on it first.

  14. postdoggerel says:
    October 29, 2023 at 8:12 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwIdyQzQ5mc

  15. M27Holts says:
    October 30, 2023 at 10:43 am

    Good fillum Caddyshack…Bill Murray is class…

  16. M27Holts says:
    October 30, 2023 at 12:36 pm

    Anyway. Very particular this allah, it created a vast universe and everything in it then worries that a backward set of apes on a very small and insignificant planet might use the wrong hand went removing clag-nutz…smells a bit to me…

  17. postdoggerel says:
    October 30, 2023 at 9:35 pm

    What luck! My random pick from the past…
    https://www.jesusandmo.net/comic/dump/

  18. M27Holts says:
    October 31, 2023 at 10:14 am

    Mooning Mecca…another potential (if rather risky) release title…

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