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January 30th, 2007

Discussion (13)¬

  1. TaoAndZen says:
    January 30, 2007 at 9:46 am

    It is curious that, in an enlightened age, obsessive religious sexual prohibition cunna-lingers.

  2. Saint Gasoline says:
    January 30, 2007 at 10:49 am

    Don’t be so quick, there! I’m sure someone can come up with a creative way to interpret one of the more obscure holy writings to be a metaphorical critique of oral sex. Give Ken Ham a few minutes with Revelation and he’ll come back at you with a metaphorical interpretation that sees the seven-headed dragon as a manifestation of sexual immorality, and the “head wound” of the antichrist as involving a wound to his “other” head in the form of oral sex…which could mean that Clinton is the antichrist, incidentally.

  3. CrimsonBeardOfDoom says:
    January 30, 2007 at 11:47 am

    There’s really only one thing I have to say, which is to provide a link: http://www.sexinchrist.com/

  4. Freunde der offenen Gesellschaft » links for 2007-01-31 says:
    January 31, 2007 at 1:32 am

    […] Jesus and Mo » Archive » oral Wenn zwei große Propheten über Blowjobs reflektieren… fellatious reasoning (tags: jesusandmo.net oral sex sexualität religion fun cartoon comics) […]

  5. Jonathan says:
    January 31, 2007 at 3:42 am

    Sodomy laws have often been tighter (no pun intended) than the Bible in many US States. They also included prohibitions on oral sex – hetero or homosexual. See: http://www.unc.edu/glbtsa/lambda/articles/29/1/sodomy.html
    and
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_law#State_laws_at_time_of_2003_Supreme_Court_decision

  6. Jonathan says:
    January 31, 2007 at 8:55 am

    You don’t have to be religious to be a prude. *

    By the way, how will you, the other Jonathan, know that you are not me, this Jonathan, and vice versa?

    *but it helps

  7. Josef says:
    January 31, 2007 at 5:36 pm

    Thank FSM for Lawrence v. Texas (2003) in the United States. Anal and oral sex for everyone!

  8. mark says:
    February 1, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    its a pun but its a very good one. hard to pull off a good pun these days. nice job.

  9. peterNW1 says:
    April 3, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    boom, boom.

  10. Enrobso says:
    December 11, 2009 at 9:51 am

    @TaoAndZen – I used to like ‘not the 9 o’clock news’ too… 😉
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECyoaWMvU9c

  11. Acolyte of Sagan says:
    October 13, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    ‘Fellatious reasoning’. Just got to steal that. Thanks, Author.

  12. Topi says:
    November 1, 2014 at 10:26 pm

    “Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.”

    Anatole France

  13. mcalex says:
    November 15, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    Oral sex not mentioned in the bible? Prov 30:20 “This is the way of an adulterous woman: She eats and wipes her mouth and says, ‘I’ve done nothing wrong.’ 😉

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