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Writing these strips isn’t rocket surgery.

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  1. Forteatwo says:

    Good one author. So glad you are writing under a synonym.

  2. M27Holts says:

    Psuedonym? Surely?

  3. M27Holts says:

    Pseudonym?

  4. Forteatwo says:

    It is a contest to see who can come up with the best malapropism folks.

  5. Bvereshagen says:

    Aloha Akbar!

  6. postdoggerel says:

    Funeral blessing: In the name of the father, the son and into the hole he goes.

  7. Forteatwo says:

    There is no heaven or hell. Eventually we all fade into Bolivian.

  8. Just Jim says:

    Blessed are you. A monk swimming.

  9. M27Holts says:

    I’m with those wacky python geezers…”Blessed are the cheese makers”

  10. Grahame says:

    …or brain science.

  11. Vanity Unfair says:

    My condiments to the Arthur.

  12. Matthew says:

    There once was a man loquacious,
    Whose speech was aggressively audacious.
    He’d promise to pacify foes,
    When meaning petrify those,
    So peace talks grew terribly spacious.
    He’d claim he was well-versed in law,
    Yet spoke with unearned foie gras.
    “For all intensive cases,”
    He’d muddle his phrases,
    Till sense fled the room in withdraw. 😄

  13. DetachedHat1799 says:

    Hey I’m new here I heard we were having a contest for mallet prompts?

  14. Rrr says:

    Words flail me. I pail by comparison.

  15. Shaughn says:

    A man to that, Rrr.

  16. Shaughn says:

    Ingot we trust!

  17. Postdoggerel says:

    When speaking ex catheter the pope is inflammable.

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