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January 21st, 2026
Writing these strips isn’t rocket surgery.
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Good one author. So glad you are writing under a synonym.
Psuedonym? Surely?
Pseudonym?
It is a contest to see who can come up with the best malapropism folks.
Aloha Akbar!
Funeral blessing: In the name of the father, the son and into the hole he goes.
There is no heaven or hell. Eventually we all fade into Bolivian.
Blessed are you. A monk swimming.
I’m with those wacky python geezers…”Blessed are the cheese makers”
…or brain science.
My condiments to the Arthur.
There once was a man loquacious,
Whose speech was aggressively audacious.
He’d promise to pacify foes,
When meaning petrify those,
So peace talks grew terribly spacious.
He’d claim he was well-versed in law,
Yet spoke with unearned foie gras.
“For all intensive cases,”
He’d muddle his phrases,
Till sense fled the room in withdraw. 😄
Hey I’m new here I heard we were having a contest for mallet prompts?
Words flail me. I pail by comparison.
A man to that, Rrr.
Ingot we trust!
When speaking ex catheter the pope is inflammable.