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January 21st, 2026

Writing these strips isn’t rocket surgery.

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  12. There once was a man loquacious,
    Whose speech was aggressively audacious.
    He’d promise to pacify foes,
    When meaning petrify those,
    So peace talks grew terribly spacious.
    He’d claim he was well-versed in law,
    Yet spoke with unearned foie gras.
    “For all intensive cases,”
    He’d muddle his phrases,
    Till sense fled the room in withdraw. 😄

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