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A resurrection today from 2008.


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  1. postdogerrel says:

    If the muftis truly understood
    Mancunian patois
    they would blanket Manchester
    with a million fatwahs

  2. Ketil W. says:

    😂😂 this was funny, I like it

  3. M27Holts says:

    Fat Wahs were the sorts of lasses who were no stranger to the Sweet trolley….

  4. jb says:

    What is a “rug-butter”? Sounds kind of gay…

  5. hotrats says:

    jb: One whose head is repeatedly butting a prayer mat?
    Google can’t find any reference to it, so this is just a guess.
    As for sounding ‘kinda gay’, I have to defer to your expertise in assessing the relative gaiety of childish insults.

  6. postdogerrel says:

    There about three thousand Cretan Muslims, so Mo should know not to dis Crete.

  7. postdogerrel says:

    Hotrats, hope this helps.
    One Kashmiri morning in the early spring of 1915, my grandfather Aadam Aziz hit his nose against a frost-hardened tussock of earth while attempting to pray. Three drops of blood plopped out of his left nostril, hardened instantly in the brittle air and lay before his eyes on the prayer-mat, transformed into rubies. Lurching back until he knelt with his head once more upright, he found that the tears which had sprung into his eyes had solidified, too; and at that moment, as he brushed diamonds contemptuously from his lashes, he resolved never again to kiss earth for any god or man. This decision, however, made a hole in him, a vacancy in a vital inner chamber, leaving him vulnerable to women and history. Unaware of this at first, despite his recently completed medical training, he stood up, rolled the prayer-mat into a thick cheroot, and holding it under his right arm surveyed the valley through clear, diamond-free eyes. — Salman Rushdie, Midnight’s Children

  8. M27Holts says:

    I see Trump is admonishing the UK government for not getting their weapons out quick enough…If only his dad had been as slow…

  9. postdogerrel says:

    M27, I was looking through the J&M archives and found a delightful quote from Darwin Harmless. It said, and this is especially pertinent to Trump’s proclamations, “They are examples of fetid mental flatulence with chunks.”

  10. M27Holts says:

    Whatever happened to D.H?

  11. M27Holts says:

    Or that muslim geezer who claimed we were all having it off with our wives in bus shelters in broad daylight…🤣

  12. M27Holts says:

    Or was it with other peoples wives…

  13. HaggisForBrains says:

    Sadly Darwin Harmless died a few years ago. Gemini confirms October 2018. I was in direct touch with him for while on a subject of mutual interest.

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