The day that homo sapiens faces each new dawn without the childish and ignorant slavish devotion to.an invisible fictional anthropmorphic intelligence that was purely the construct of the sick minds of devious evil men….is a long long way away….unfortunately…
M27, you recently said the Kaaba is a coprolite evacuated from the anus of the giant mollusk, Widgy, king of the whelks, several million years ago. Interestingly, snails excrete their waste through a breathing hole located near the central opening of their shell. Widgy, succumbed to the evaporation of the red sea, an assault he could not endure. Recently a series of tests in mice, rats and pigs using an intrarectal ventilation system, called EVA (Enteral Ventilation via Anus) the scientists found that the animals can breathe through their anus in extreme situations. This finding led to the conclusion of how slimy politicians and reverends have a way of talking out of their ass. So, as long as evolution can keep working its wonders we may, indeed, be doomed.
Widgy has instructed his deciples that he wishes for a “No charge” policy. This means that electro magnetism does not interfere with widgys wishes who only has strong forces to contend with in his quest for universal power….
M27, charge, electromagnetism, strong force? What Mancunian nonsense you spout. It is the scalar invariance of your charge that incites my ire. Foot. Snot. Follow the slime. Power enslimes. Ultimate power is a state of full snot enclosure, boogered, as it were, on the whole, in the main. No charge? What is that, ladies’ free night at the pub? Where the hell is Author, it’s Friday already? Barmaid!!
When I got married in 1988 (to a younger, blonde, gorgeous catholic girl) and it had been proven that I had been Baptised..long story but my born again christian nana had insisted I was dunked in water….The catlick priest gave us his pre marriage pep-talk and Jane had her hand on my balls ready to squeeze if I laughed…he brazenly told us that god or jesus spoke to him as he prayed and that was enough proof that the trinity existed… The geezer was clearly insane…but why is it that such mentalist delusions are allowed? Why?
Not doing what? The beast with two backs? Jebus I was 21 when I met my wife and I was as as fit as a butchers dog…we couldn’t keep our hands off each other…which is how nature intended….
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March 13, 2019
Revelation, of a kind.
I was expecting Mo to blink?
The day that homo sapiens faces each new dawn without the childish and ignorant slavish devotion to.an invisible fictional anthropmorphic intelligence that was purely the construct of the sick minds of devious evil men….is a long long way away….unfortunately…
M27, you recently said the Kaaba is a coprolite evacuated from the anus of the giant mollusk, Widgy, king of the whelks, several million years ago. Interestingly, snails excrete their waste through a breathing hole located near the central opening of their shell. Widgy, succumbed to the evaporation of the red sea, an assault he could not endure. Recently a series of tests in mice, rats and pigs using an intrarectal ventilation system, called EVA (Enteral Ventilation via Anus) the scientists found that the animals can breathe through their anus in extreme situations. This finding led to the conclusion of how slimy politicians and reverends have a way of talking out of their ass. So, as long as evolution can keep working its wonders we may, indeed, be doomed.
Aye. I did…Widgy has blessed us all with its slimy excretions…
Widgy has instructed his deciples that he wishes for a “No charge” policy. This means that electro magnetism does not interfere with widgys wishes who only has strong forces to contend with in his quest for universal power….
M27, charge, electromagnetism, strong force? What Mancunian nonsense you spout. It is the scalar invariance of your charge that incites my ire. Foot. Snot. Follow the slime. Power enslimes. Ultimate power is a state of full snot enclosure, boogered, as it were, on the whole, in the main. No charge? What is that, ladies’ free night at the pub? Where the hell is Author, it’s Friday already? Barmaid!!
I am sat on my front porch with my banjo drinking Swinton moonshine…its glorious and it’s the same star thats shinin on y’all
When I got married in 1988 (to a younger, blonde, gorgeous catholic girl) and it had been proven that I had been Baptised..long story but my born again christian nana had insisted I was dunked in water….The catlick priest gave us his pre marriage pep-talk and Jane had her hand on my balls ready to squeeze if I laughed…he brazenly told us that god or jesus spoke to him as he prayed and that was enough proof that the trinity existed… The geezer was clearly insane…but why is it that such mentalist delusions are allowed? Why?
M27, good thing you lied to the priest about not doing it or he wouldn’t have done it. Have you no fear of eternal damnation?
Not doing what? The beast with two backs? Jebus I was 21 when I met my wife and I was as as fit as a butchers dog…we couldn’t keep our hands off each other…which is how nature intended….