IPA

April 25th, 2012

Mo wants one too. But there is only one.

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  6. So what’s next: G-ovah Brew? Chi-Rho ale or Trinity pilsner? The options are endless!

  10. My goodnesss what ever to do
    Which product to choose of the new
    Islamic beer?
    Is halal I fear
    Better have a glass of Hebrew.

  11. Author, excellent! You’ve outdone yourself, once again!
    Nassar, “halal?” I think you mean “haram”, by context, though I’d argue for “magru.” After all, it was Mo who decided against alcohol, not Allah, and besides, “magru” gets an extra rhyme in with Hebrew (an old but worthy pun).

  12. If Mo ordered one in Cockney-rhyming-land he’d have to ask for a pig’s ear. Are you trying to set him up?

  16. Delightful! I’ll don’t think I’ll ever take the azan/call for prayer in my neighborhood the same way again! 😀 And the last panel, ahaha!
    “God, it’s great!”
    Don’t think I’ll stop snickering over that the next few days.
    Thanks for making my week awesome!

  17. Just wondering if manufacturing these religious-themed ales would show much prophet?

  19. When this is animated, can I request that “Ale-ahu Akbar” rhymes with the 80’s ad for “Carl-ingBlack Label”.
    Good.

  21. This new Ale Ahu Akbar
    A superior product by far
    Time to book a room for the night
    While the virgins are still in sight
    When did Muslims start going to the bar?

  28. Muslims can drink homeopathic beer, they just want to throw it off the top of a mountain.

  34. PS: Author, can you alter the comment submission process so it is possible to affirm that one is not a spammer as well as swearing it? Given the number of atheist visitors and all…?

  35. Author–not only have you outdone yourself but you have brought NBH to life. If I didn’t know better I would think you were trying to provoke certain sections of the community. “Tak-beer” indeed.

  42. Author, if you’re thinking of producing this beer you’ll need a good advertising jingle. May I suggest the following?
    To be sung to the tune of ‘Onward Christian Soldiers’.

    Onward seasoned drinkers
    Marching to the bar
    Dink Ale-Ahu Akbar
    The greatest beer by far.

    It won’t make you aggressive
    It won’t make you feel bad
    ‘Cos when you’re pissed and having fun
    There’s no time for Jihad.

  44. Thanks Richard, it’s very kind of you to say so.
    Sorry about the ‘earworm’ though:-(

  45. Now you’ve got me wishing that Calsberg would do an ad that starts with the words ” If Carlsberg made religions…”

  46. JoJo, I like your thinking. Who would you cast in the top roles? I see Carl ‘God’ Sagan, with Tim ‘Jesus’ Minchin and Dr. Alice ‘Mary Magdalene’ Roberts (who says science can’t be beautiful?). Matthew, Mark, Luke and John would be replaced by the Four Horsemen (Dawkins, Dennett, Harris, Hitchens), with Eddie Izzard and Stephen Fry among the disciples.

  50. Jerry, probably something to do with excise duty. Isn’t JC supposed to be too goody-goody for tax-evasion (charitable status of His church notwithstanding). Besides, you know what these HM Customs & Excise bods are like if they were to think they’re weren’t getting their cut; they’d crucify him 🙂

  51. Jobrag, I thought Mullah Lite was a yoghurt.
    Although back in my youth I wasn’t averse to getting mullah’d courtesy of several ‘depth charges’ on a saturday night.

    How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?
    None. They prefer to keep us in the dark.

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