A resurrection today from 15 years ago.

Discussion (16)¬

  1. Prfesser says:

    My sister has a PhD in biology, and teaches at a university. She went through the rigor of research, proper conclusions, defense of dissertation, etc. She still accepts, or doesn’t really investigate for veracity, this kind of circular logic in the religion that supposedly guides her life. SMH.

  2. Anonymous says:

    In the intro the Mark in my bible:
    “Composed between 60 to 70 AD, it served as the basis for Matthew and Luke.”
    The Gospels do not even claim to be eyewitness accounts.

  3. LD50 says:

    Shouldn’t that be ‘testifieth’ in panel 2?

  4. LD50 says:

    My brother had a killer argument with which he (thought) he’d won every argument:

    But I’m POSITIVE!

    Admittedly, he was about 6 yrs old.

  5. M27Holts says:

    Without Archeological evidence the bible can be considered a work of fiction…NEXT….

  6. postdoggerel says:

    M27, When I asked my librarian where I could find books on how old men could attract young women she pointed me down the hall to the fiction section. I hushed.

  7. jb says:

    postdoggerel — She should have pointed you to the finance section.

  8. Paul T Seed says:

    Who was Joseph’s father ?! Compare the accounts of the ancestry of Joseph, Husband of Mary & Stepfather of Jesus. According to Matthew Chapter 1, Joseph’s father was called Jacob, and Jacob was descended from King David’s son Solomon. According to Luke chapter 23, Joseph’s father was called Heli, and Heli was descended from King David’s son Nathan.

  9. M27Holts says:

    JB you beat me to it. I reckon , if the Mrs was to run off with the milkman or whatever cliche is appropriate nowadays…I would get myself a nice car and some expensive clobber a a set of turkey-teeth…I’d be beating them off with a shitty stick….

  10. jb says:

    I don’t think a nice car would be enough. A 200 foot yacht now…

  11. postdoggerel says:

    For you Brits I can see the utility of Turkish Teeth, but here in amurika our chompers have avoided degradation by the flouridation of the water supply and an unhealthy dose of bright, shining teeth commercials for tooth paste, a progressive agenda evil that was only enabled by the government, whom many of our citizens distrust and disdain. As far as needing a yacht to entice a young woman, let me say this about that…
    What makes me treat you the way I do
    Gee, Baby ain’t I good to you
    There’s nothing in the world
    Too good for a girl that’s good and true
    Gee, Baby ain’t I good to you
    Fur coat for Christmas
    A diamond ring
    Big Cadillac car
    And everything
    It’s love that makes me treat you the way that I do
    Gee, Baby ain’t I good to you
    Gee, Baby ain’t I good to you

  12. M27Holts says:

    Swinton girls would be more impressed with a narrow boat than a Yacht. Might get one when I retire and cruise the “Shag Boat” on the Bridgewater Canal….

  13. postdoggerel says:

    M27, try the free parking at Salford Quay
    wherein the the Morris Minor they play,
    making hay, when the sun shines fully,
    or else it’s too chilly
    to expose one’s self so willy nilly.

  14. hotrats says:

    Paul T Seed, the supposed ancestry of Joseph, to fulfil the prophecy that the Messiah would come from the house of David, is doubly irrelevant; the divergent genealogies discredit each other, and he was in any case just a cuckolded stepfather, with no blood tie to baby Jesus.

  15. M27Holts says:

    Too many people paying attention to historical christian apologists. The baby Jesus of the bible never existed. The whole thing was a concocted ficticious nonsense, like all religions are…


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