That’s Professor Al to you, sonny!

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Discussion (21)¬

  1. Shaughn says:

    ET and AL, really? I don’t believe it.

  2. M27Holts says:

    Not believing in unsubstantiated bullshit isn’t cynicism…

  3. Mockingbird says:

    Do you think it’s time we all owned up? . . .
    Muslim bullshit by far outpaces Christian bullshit.

  4. Peter says:

    I guess it would depend on your metrics. With a half billion more Christians than Muslims in the world, a 600-year head start, and the greater spread of Christian art and culture, I think Christians would have a very good leg-up on the volume of bullshit experienced per day. Muslims, with their five prayer sessions, aren’t out of the race and since a greater percentage of Christian bullshit can also be tallied as Muslim bullshit than vice versa, Muslims are not out of the race entirely.

  5. Christopher Myson says:

    …and that ‘Coworkers’ bloke wants watching. Turns up on lots of papers but nobody knows anything about him… op.Cit. too

  6. M27Holts says:

    Holt’s razor…Question everything, especially yourself….

  7. M27Holts says:

    If you were designing a n AI bullshit detection algorithm, how do you agree on a objective origin point that satisfies the equation tol = bull?

  8. Mockingbird says:

    M27 – Depends if it’s Christian bullshit or Muslim bullshit.

  9. postdoggerel says:

    So often you hear someone exclaim “OMG!”. I even caught myself doing the sign of the cross when I was nearly killed in a traffic situation. I guess it comes down to acknowledging that when atheists encounter a near death experience they may, indeed , invoke the name of the almighty. In any event, “Oh, shit.” would be a necessary and sufficient substitute. Damn me. I actually did it. WTF?

  10. M27Holts says:

    With the invention of the RCB, the number of accidental deaths by elecution has surely dropped…The bible could have contained plans for a 3rd generation consumer unit, childs play for the god that created yhe universe…

  11. M27Holts says:

    Electrocution obvs…

  12. Rob Barnett says:

    Possibly an accidental pun as well…

  13. Mockingbird says:

    Shocking . . .

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  15. Mockingbird says:

    M27 – Before you started talking RCB bullshit, we were talking comparisons of religious bullshit. Christian bullshit smells strongest, it’s 700 years older than Muslim bullshit. The Archbishop of Bullshit, Justin Welby, can be detected at a distance of more than three cathedrals away.

  16. postdoggerel says:

    I’ve always heard that the reason for wearing robes in the priesthood was that altar boys could hear a zipper at a distance of 50 meters.

  17. M27Holts says:

    Whattabout Latter day bullshit? Or the stupendously stinky witness shite?

  18. Mockingbird says:

    M27 – The former can be studied in Italy in a large Vatican shaped heap. Perhaps others here can help with the later?

  19. M27Holts says:

    Just watched that video. The geezer is cherry picking. Coz the same Heuristic, taken from the evolution of the brain to avoid being predated upon. Leads to the brains default decision
    , which is to assume agency when there is none! Thus an evolutionary reason why the ultimate agent (god) is behind everything…

  20. M27Holts says:

    Well the belief in ultimate agency is what I meant…

  21. Mockingbird says:

    But don’t you see? . . . . When god invented Bullshit . . . .


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