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Joke stolen from the comments at The Freethinker. (Thank you David Anderson).


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  1. @Derek
    The Israelis have had a somewhat similar idea to stop bus bombings – hanging small bags of pork scratchings from bus ceilings so the bomber’s body fragments will be defiled in the blast. While Jews find pork icky as well, there’s an opt-out rule in the torah (loosely reinterpreted in this case) whereby you can ingest non-kosher food to save your life.

  2. @MrGronk: Seriously? Now THAT’S the weirdest info I’ve heard in a long time. The body fragments desecrated as they fly past pork scratchings….

    The sad truth is that this insanity might actually work. I think we can do nothing but laugh…

  3. I think we should arrange a re-enactment of 9/11 on 11-Sep-2011 by flying burning Korans into models of the twin towers made of Bibles.

  4. @Gronk & Derek. I seem to rememebr a Russian threat to bury terrorists in pigs skin so that they would be defiled and not make it to heaven.

  5. Abybody here know for certain whether the muslims left a copy (or copies) of Koran in the mosque? Just curious …

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