Don’t be so quick, there! I’m sure someone can come up with a creative way to interpret one of the more obscure holy writings to be a metaphorical critique of oral sex. Give Ken Ham a few minutes with Revelation and he’ll come back at you with a metaphorical interpretation that sees the seven-headed dragon as a manifestation of sexual immorality, and the “head wound” of the antichrist as involving a wound to his “other” head in the form of oral sex…which could mean that Clinton is the antichrist, incidentally.
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January 30th, 2007 at 9:46 am
It is curious that, in an enlightened age, obsessive religious sexual prohibition cunna-lingers.
January 30th, 2007 at 10:49 am
Don’t be so quick, there! I’m sure someone can come up with a creative way to interpret one of the more obscure holy writings to be a metaphorical critique of oral sex. Give Ken Ham a few minutes with Revelation and he’ll come back at you with a metaphorical interpretation that sees the seven-headed dragon as a manifestation of sexual immorality, and the “head wound” of the antichrist as involving a wound to his “other” head in the form of oral sex…which could mean that Clinton is the antichrist, incidentally.
January 30th, 2007 at 11:47 am
There’s really only one thing I have to say, which is to provide a link: http://www.sexinchrist.com/
January 31st, 2007 at 1:32 am
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January 31st, 2007 at 3:42 am
Sodomy laws have often been tighter (no pun intended) than the Bible in many US States. They also included prohibitions on oral sex - hetero or homosexual. See: http://www.unc.edu/glbtsa/lambda/articles/29/1/sodomy.html
and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_law#State_laws_at_time_of_2003_Supreme_Court_decision
January 31st, 2007 at 8:55 am
You don’t have to be religious to be a prude. *
By the way, how will you, the other Jonathan, know that you are not me, this Jonathan, and vice versa?
*but it helps
January 31st, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Thank FSM for Lawrence v. Texas (2003) in the United States. Anal and oral sex for everyone!
February 1st, 2007 at 4:33 pm
its a pun but its a very good one. hard to pull off a good pun these days. nice job.
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:53 pm
boom, boom.