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  1. TB says:

    wahahahahaha!

    now THAT’s divine intervention! I love how people pray when things don’t happen their way.

  2. carolita says:

    Years and years ago I promised never to ask God for anything like money, cars, success, love, and all the usual crap people pray for. I pray for God now. I pray that people will leave him alone, give him a break, stop blaming him for everything… They say God is dead, so I pray that he get well soon. I pray FOR God, not at him. I figure I can take care of all the other stuff on my own. Miracles really aren’t called for, for much of what I do.

  3. The Ridger says:

    I worship this comic. It may be my favorite ever.

  4. louis says:

    fantastic!

    carolita: people blame god for everything? from where i stand, he gets credit for the good and excused for the bad b/c of his mysterious ways.

  5. mark says:

    its all a trick we play on ourselves.

  6. Boyan says:

    Don’t you get it? Allah makes the miracle by giving the barmaid extra tickets. People nowadays expect miracles to happen, and 2 tickets to come from the sky together with divine light or something, so that’s why there are so many atheists…

    Nice comic:)

  7. Jonathan says:

    A hilariously, knee-slappingly true comic.

  8. “Years ago we answered them all, but years ago there was less people. And people prayed for something simple then: to light a fire, to catch a yak. Nowadays we get people praying for hockey teams, people praying for longer fingernails — we just can’t keep up with it.”

    George Carlin: Interview with Jesus

  9. Tim says:

    Beautiful comic – a great re-telling of the old joke:
    “A priest is hanging off a cliff by his fingertips, and a walker approaches and says ‘let me help’ and the priest says ‘No God will save me!’…
    (repeat for a boat and helicopter)
    …”the priest falls to his death and says to god ‘why didn’t you save me?’ and god says ‘you ungrateful bastard! I sent a walker, a boat and a helicopter…’ “

  10. AitchJay says:

    Thanks, I just sprayed beer out my nose..

    This is great, I’ve been going through your archives for a couple of days now, it’s all good.

  11. Dave N says:

    One of the best strips ever!

  12. fenchurch says:

    @Carolita: so you’re saying that even an omnipotent deity needs a little help now and then?

  13. omsacras says:

    Old comic, but I must add it made me laugh out loud.

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