Years and years ago I promised never to ask God for anything like money, cars, success, love, and all the usual crap people pray for. I pray for God now. I pray that people will leave him alone, give him a break, stop blaming him for everything… They say God is dead, so I pray that he get well soon. I pray FOR God, not at him. I figure I can take care of all the other stuff on my own. Miracles really aren’t called for, for much of what I do.
Don’t you get it? Allah makes the miracle by giving the barmaid extra tickets. People nowadays expect miracles to happen, and 2 tickets to come from the sky together with divine light or something, so that’s why there are so many atheists…
“Years ago we answered them all, but years ago there was less people. And people prayed for something simple then: to light a fire, to catch a yak. Nowadays we get people praying for hockey teams, people praying for longer fingernails — we just can’t keep up with it.”
Beautiful comic - a great re-telling of the old joke:
“A priest is hanging off a cliff by his fingertips, and a walker approaches and says ‘let me help’ and the priest says ‘No God will save me!’…
(repeat for a boat and helicopter)
…”the priest falls to his death and says to god ‘why didn’t you save me?’ and god says ‘you ungrateful bastard! I sent a walker, a boat and a helicopter…’ “
This is great, I’ve been going through your archives for a couple of days now, it’s all good.
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November 22nd, 2006 at 3:45 am
wahahahahaha!
now THAT’s divine intervention! I love how people pray when things don’t happen their way.
November 22nd, 2006 at 7:23 am
Years and years ago I promised never to ask God for anything like money, cars, success, love, and all the usual crap people pray for. I pray for God now. I pray that people will leave him alone, give him a break, stop blaming him for everything… They say God is dead, so I pray that he get well soon. I pray FOR God, not at him. I figure I can take care of all the other stuff on my own. Miracles really aren’t called for, for much of what I do.
November 22nd, 2006 at 10:58 am
I worship this comic. It may be my favorite ever.
November 22nd, 2006 at 11:24 am
fantastic!
carolita: people blame god for everything? from where i stand, he gets credit for the good and excused for the bad b/c of his mysterious ways.
November 23rd, 2006 at 2:15 am
its all a trick we play on ourselves.
November 25th, 2006 at 6:33 pm
Don’t you get it? Allah makes the miracle by giving the barmaid extra tickets. People nowadays expect miracles to happen, and 2 tickets to come from the sky together with divine light or something, so that’s why there are so many atheists…
Nice comic:)
November 26th, 2006 at 3:42 pm
A hilariously, knee-slappingly true comic.
November 29th, 2006 at 5:45 pm
“Years ago we answered them all, but years ago there was less people. And people prayed for something simple then: to light a fire, to catch a yak. Nowadays we get people praying for hockey teams, people praying for longer fingernails — we just can’t keep up with it.”
George Carlin: Interview with Jesus
January 13th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Beautiful comic - a great re-telling of the old joke:
“A priest is hanging off a cliff by his fingertips, and a walker approaches and says ‘let me help’ and the priest says ‘No God will save me!’…
(repeat for a boat and helicopter)
…”the priest falls to his death and says to god ‘why didn’t you save me?’ and god says ‘you ungrateful bastard! I sent a walker, a boat and a helicopter…’ “
January 6th, 2008 at 4:02 am
Thanks, I just sprayed beer out my nose..
This is great, I’ve been going through your archives for a couple of days now, it’s all good.