Jesus and Mo

Discussion (8)¬

1. yelinna says:

   June 25, 2007 at 1:47 pm

   Poor virgins
2. Richard says:

   June 30, 2008 at 2:16 am

   Don’t worry, these are virgins without souls. A bit like realdolls I guess.
3. Helen says:

   November 8, 2008 at 2:15 pm

   How many virgins do YOU know? Now, imagine 72 of them. Serves the buggers right, if you ask me !!!!!!
4. Tirinha 70 « Jesus and Mo – traduzidas! says:

   October 12, 2009 at 5:20 pm

   [...] Tirinha original publicada em 7 de julho de 2006 [...]
5. Max says:

   October 19, 2009 at 6:43 am

   Does that mean virgins are 72 times more likely to get into heaven than those who have fornicated?

   Also, realdolls are creepy as hell.
6. Martin Stennert says:

   April 29, 2010 at 5:11 pm

   Hm. Wikipedia estimates something like 1500 Islamically motivated suicide bombings since 1980… that would be 108.000 virgins… you think there ever WERE that many? Or isn’t that dead humans? If they ARE, is there a minimum age you need to have reached before you get recruited… or wait, is that really 72 PER martyr… or is there 72 that have to service all 1500? And anyway, do they STAY virgins? I mean, eternity is long, so after 2 1/2 months you sit there with 72 Non-virgins… what then? Can you be reincarnated to earn fresh ones?
7. Jon-o says:

   May 5, 2010 at 3:42 am

   Hey, no one ever said that the 72 virgins were female, or human for that matter. Imagine the look on the martyr’s face when they open the doors to paradise and see 72 curious virgin goats looking back at them!
8. Elmar says:

   May 28, 2010 at 1:01 am

   …or 72 middle-aged men playing WoW.