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April 23rd, 2007

Discussion (11)¬

  1. JohnnieCanuck says:
    April 23, 2007 at 10:22 am

    Interesting how He used to be such a micromanager, back then. You’d think an immortal omniscient being wouldn’t change His management style so much.

    Yes, I had to look it up. My first guess was servants or slaves. Somehow this never came up in any of the sermons I heard. I liked the concept that a piece of land was valued in proportion to the amount of seed required to plant it, as well as prorated to the time remaining to the next Jubilee year.

    So was the expression actually “A vas, me hearties!”? Sailors are pretty much focussed on one thing when they arrive in port.

    Around here bad puns are known as Dad jokes, for some reason.

  2. Laury Silvers says:
    April 23, 2007 at 11:12 am

    Brilliant!

  3. investigativeblog.net » Jesus and Mo » Archive » vast says:
    April 24, 2007 at 6:00 pm

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  4. TaoAndZen says:
    April 25, 2007 at 7:46 am

    Koran tops that for mysogeny.

  5. The quantum pancake says:
    April 26, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    Why is Jesus sharing an apartment with Mohammed Ali?

  6. jONES. says:
    April 27, 2007 at 7:39 am

    ummm.. but that’s not… oh nevermind.
    It’s because they’re friends. one floats like a butterfly and the other walks on water.

  7. FREAKO says:
    December 21, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    MAN!

  8. peterNW1 says:
    April 4, 2008 at 2:11 am

    Some of the Dawkinsite points made by the Barmaid are rather unfair. Christians and Muslims aren’t answerable for Leviticus. She should’ve directed that one at Moses.

  9. Ben says:
    March 16, 2009 at 2:29 am

    In fairness they should really answer to both, God is all knowing so why would he chang his mind between volumes? The Koran and the New Testiment are just in essence the latest additions supposedly written by the same (suppoesedly) omnipotent, omnicient God, so there shouldn’t really be much difference between them.

  10. ice cream soldiero says:
    August 30, 2009 at 2:18 am

    Quantum Pancake, Jones! You two made me spit coffe all over the keyboard. And people wonder why I love the comments as much as the strip. Still RgOTFLMFAO!!!

  11. Max says:
    October 20, 2009 at 1:34 am

    It’s because, like the strip, the comments are sometimes funny, sometimes deep, and sometimes both.

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