rank

January 30th, 2006

Discussion (14)¬

  1. FR33Ko says:
    December 18, 2007 at 8:15 am

    Blasphemers! U will suck cock in hell!! (along with the mother of that priest from the exorcist)

  2. Timothy (TRiG) says:
    December 7, 2008 at 4:31 am

    Sounds like fun.

  3. ozipop says:
    December 18, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    I’ll eat satan’s pussy thank you

  4. Will says:
    March 23, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Aha! Another unclosed thread!

  5. willowisp says:
    March 10, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    Indeed!

  6. Acolyte of Sagan says:
    June 28, 2012 at 1:16 am

    Fart jokes; they never get stale.

  7. HaggisForBrains says:
    December 23, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    I won’t tell you guys again, it’s past closing time.

  8. WalterWalcarpit says:
    March 6, 2013 at 11:53 pm

    There’s always time for just one more.

  9. Simon Bishop says:
    August 14, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    More than seven years after it was published, I still think of this and laugh whenever somebody farts in a lift.

  10. SimonM says:
    August 15, 2013 at 6:58 pm

    “Never admit to it, even if there are only two of you.” J.P.Donleavy, The Unexpurgated Code.

  11. ottebrain says:
    December 5, 2013 at 7:01 pm

    @AoS-the smell does

  12. Bones'sDog says:
    April 28, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    Mo’, he does have a good excuse for being rank, he’s been dead for ages.

  13. Walter says:
    October 24, 2017 at 7:07 pm

    Replying to Bones’sDog: Yes, but dead people don’t fart. JC must be a body double too.

  14. Josh says:
    January 18, 2021 at 6:04 am

    He who is without gas, let him throw the first accusation.

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