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May 20th, 2010
Here is Jesus’ Allah script artwork. Do with it what you will.
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awesome
Impressive and I am glad that you did not insult Islam by drawing Mohammad. I am referring to Jesus of course, not this infidel artist.
Perhaps because the scrotum also contains His brain?
Wouldn’t drawing any portion of Allah or Mohammad be just as offensive???
Very funny, author, howevah, you understand that I won’t be posting this one on my family-friendly blog.
Looks like Facebook folded.
Strike that, the page is up.
@Mimi – I understand completely. The last thing you’d expect when visiting a family-friendly blog such as yours is to be confronted by an image of God’s junk!
Do we know what the writing actually says, as well as what it represents as a drawing? I like the little drip that got away. 😀
BLEEDING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!
l0l
He’ll be needing a wheelbarrow to carry those round in…
Totally awesome 😀
Fantastic!
I think I have a new favorite Jesus&Mo-cartoon. My contribution to Everybody Draw Muhammed Day can be seen here:
http://bohemianrhapsody.dk/2010/05/11/solidaritet-med-lars-vilks/
Let’s see some more Reader-contributions…
Well, after having drawn Mo flashing a nad, it was always going to be difficult to up the ante.
Well, somebody very definitely has great big cojones.
@Maggs. The writing spells out the name Allah in Arabic script. If you copy and paste from here or from your MS Character Map – the name is given in full if you scroll down to the last Arabic alphabet – to a document you can enlarge the script and see the shape. ï·²
Oh-oh. Hunker down, Author.
But maybe this will make “them” so mad they will all spontaneously ignite.
Poor Richard says, “God gave you balls; use them humbly and with discretion.”
Looks like someone rubbed him up the wrong way!!
Amazing, the god of the desert suffers from elephantiosis,
That can be very painfull… I think this explains the revelations of muhammed about women, gays, no drinking, having fun… ISLAM , A religion dictated by a god on pain medication is a very good explanation for the whole intolerance and bloody murder if you point and laugh
Poor middle east, totally short handed on revelation here
Brilliant!
Long time follower, first time poster.
Best. Yet.
Large testicle size, relative to other body parts, generally evolves in the context of sperm competition, when several males attempt to fertilize the same female.
Big Hairy cojones. Jesus is gonna need to floss.
I think I ruptured my spleen laughing so hard! Thank you, Artist!
@Megs it says “allah” in arabic. that’s how its written. if you google image search “allah” you’ll see the resemblance. =)
☺ <—– mohammed
That picture really is the dog’s bollocks!
I don’t know what’s funnier:
1. This new J&M (best ever in my opinion).
2. My previous favorite J&M (as fontor already stated): http://www.jesusandmo.net/2006/01/26/ball/
3. The author having “the balls” to draw the false God’s nads & puny weiner.
4. The fact that all the false prophet’s followers disobey dogma and depict Allah’s junk on an ongoing basis.
Brilliant work Author, just Brilliant!
[…] And you know Jesus, he went right for the groin with his submission. […]
@Maggs
It’s supposed to say “Allah” (or its version with all the vowels: Allahu) in Arabic. But – and call me a pedant if you will – Author’s version actually reads “Allab”.
But a lovely idea, anyway 🙂
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ï·´ is going to be very upset. Well maybe just his followers.
Excellent strip as usual Author! Of course, for you, every day is Draw Muhammad Day!
LOL
this one is greate
I guess his balls are that big and his penis that small because he never uses them. I mean – Jay used them once and f’d (up) to create Jesus, but – whoever heard of a child created by f*ing Al?
Author, you’re nuts
@Urmensch: The DOG’s bollocks, or the GOD’s? ^_^
I will never, ever be able to look at the caligraphy and NOT see this picture. x_x
eheh maybe i draw a picture of mohammed and put it up on my facebook profile. heehh lol
@Martin: Glad that wasn’t too covert an allusion.
“Balls, said the Queen, if I had them I’d be King!”
Great! – Using calligraphy instead of forbidden faces – brilliant.
I posted it on my blog for Hungarian readers: http://szekularisfigyelo.blog.hu/2010/05/21/rajzolj_1
ooo, that explains why I couldn’t get to this page yesterday – server overload
well, if we’re going to pick gods by penis size, shouldn’t that elephant god be the winner?
@thisweekinevolution. You are right, of course. However, penis size is typically also correlated with polyandry. Of course, it could be that longer penises evolved to fill larger vaginas that themselves were larger to fit large-brained babies through. Perhaps Mohammedans have smaller brains?
I always knew that god was a drip!
No one has bigger balls than the author!
There is no longer any point to satire. NOTHING can top this genius.
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I’ve been thinking that too – is satire or parody when all the strip has to do is document what the godbots actually do and say?
Check out what Craig Venter just did! Great subject to talk about for J&M.
Corollary to my previous post:
If my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle.
incredible! it is offensive in so many ways all at once! Congratulations author, this one earns you the Angry Mob Award 🙂
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allah is very kind also mohammad
“allah is very kind also mohammad”
Of course they are maryam. Anyway, it’s time for your afternoon nap.
Fabulous fun!
The proof that God has got big balls!
it’s a compliment actually. BIG BALLS!!
How swollen would you expect his ballls to be? He spent the best part of his life astride a camel, for Cheese’s sake. Can’t be comfortable.