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  1. postdoggerel says:

    God is real, unless declared integer.

  2. M27Holts says:

    Tis more plausible than the horse shit cobbled together in the bible and koran by morons who probably thought if you sailed far enough you would fall off the edge of the world…

  3. M27Holts says:

    Or a boolean….but that would always evaluate to false….

  4. Rrr says:

    Postdoggerel, the integrity of god is perpetually in question.
    Also, the reality of same.
    Ergo, god is purely imaginary! In a complex plane view.
    QED from rotating roots.

  5. M27Holts says:

    Imaginary numbers have practical uses though. Whereas gods tend to make people do things that would be unjustifiable without a god telling them to do it…

  6. postdoggerel says:

    God made the integers; all else is the work of man.

  7. M27Holts says:

    I just don’t see the point in that…

  8. postdoggerel says:

    M27, not to put too fine a point on it, but pi = 3.0

    1 Kings 7:23 King James

    And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.

    So Kronecker was right to say that God created the integers. It’s right there in the Bible. Even pi is an integer, if you believe.

  9. Rrr says:

    Thanks for explaining to us unwashed, PostD!
    Now I can see that it’s all π in the sky.

  10. mcalex says:

    >> “… and who, pray tell created this technologically advanced race?”
    are we talking about the little white mice? In that case, it was Douglas Adams 😀

  11. Smee says:

    If someone tells you there are no objective realities, drop a rock on their foot. If they persist in asserting such, ask them to come back when they’ve done the work and obtained the evidence to support their hypothesis.

  12. M27Holts says:

    Since π is an irrational number, surely it would fit nicely into the heads of the religious? And Smee, what would be the weight of the rock? I nearly dropped a 70kg rockery stone on my toes this morning but god missed…

  13. Rrr says:

    M27, In fact, I believe it is also a transcendental number.
    Whatever that means. (Beyond me, for sure!)

  14. Rrr says:

    So, PI and e – and the rest is silence, per Teh Bard.
    Or has anyone ever seen another transcendental number, eh?
    Like I just said.

  15. postdoggerel says:

    Alas, poor Rrr! the task he undertakes
    Is numbering sands and drinking oceans dry.

  16. M27Holts says:

    Rrr, a Transcendental Number is…a number that is not the root of any integer polynomial….now if that sentence had been revealed to The camel hearder by Gabriel…then we might take him a bit more serious….Rather than, your mother is a hedgehog and your father smells of Elderberries…

  17. postdoggerel says:

    “Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
    There is no proof that Einstein said that, but here is proof of the human part of that statement. Also, the link to “Jesus, Guns, and Babies”, all 58 minutes of it, is nothing if not more than plenty.
    https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/kandiss-taylor-threatens-violence-against-those-who-oppose-christian-nationalism/

  18. M27Holts says:

    Why are baked beans slimy to some but not others?

  19. postdoggerel says:

    M27, to answer your question it is inherently dangerous to partake of baked beans and peanut butter sandwiches at the same time. You will have a fart that sticks to the top of your colon. That is how I felt after directing the esteemed clientelle of the Cock & Bull to the link on Jesus, Guns, and Babies. If you start that thing and go on to multitask you will hear an occasional arousal point when the various conspiracy theories are broached. We have separation of church and state here in the U.S. You wouldn’t know it if you listened to the deleterious link I supplied.

  20. M27Holts says:

    I wouldn’t be suprised if the majority of USA population still think that digital watches are a novelty and still point at Aeroplanes with a childs credulity, I have been told that Bows and Arrows are still on the secret weapons list in some southern states…

  21. postdoggerel says:

    M27, right. The doofuses on my side of the pond are as bad, if not worse, than the footballers (e.g.liverpool vs manchester fans) that frequently go amok in your country. Stampeded past the overturned porta-potties to a degrading end in the muck and the mire and slime of it all. When can we do this again?

  22. Shaughn says:

    Where is Author (peace be upon Him)?
    Wednesday went by without a new cartoon and now I’m beginning to worry.

  23. Author says:

    Hi Shaughn. Nothing to worry about. I didn’t have time to write another cartoon on Wednesday, so just sent a link to an old one around social media instead. As it wasn’t a re-draw, I didn’t want to mess up the archive by reposting it here. Thank you for your concern, and sorry to worry you!

  24. Shaughn says:

    Author akhbar – all is well. Thank you!

  25. M27Holts says:

    PostDog, You have rednecks and hill-billies, we have chavs and wannabe gangsters fed on a diet of on-line horseshit. A collective bunch of nobodies and never will be’s.

  26. Postdoggerel says:

    M27, this should make it clear why Christopher Hitchens said that if you gave Jerry Falwell an Emma you could bury him in a matchbox. https://www.google.com/search?q=friends+of+god+a+roadtrip&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari

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