On holiday again, so here’s one from Jan 2006.

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  1. AshDevRa says:

    Awesome! I’ve been trying for years to make up a joke about “jesus wept”!!!

    I first came across the phrase at the end of the first Hellraiser film.

  2. archbish says:

    THis one made me wince for all the wrong reasons

  3. KrateKraig says:

    Honk if you love cheeses.

  4. Unruly Simian says:

    Cheesus K. Rist used to be my one of my online personae

  5. Sili says:

    There’s no such thing as a bad pun.

  6. Cosmicstargoat says:

    Cheese and Rice, I hope you didn’t go on holiday by mistake.

  7. KP says:

    Hey author, isn’t it just as easy to make a new cartoon as it is to give the old ones facelifts?

  8. Robroy says:

    typo in the first panel – “You k*n*ow it makes me uncomfortable”

  9. Reg says:

    My friend said “I talked to a guy who said he loved “Cheeses”, and I told him that “Cheeses” sounds like a nice clown, does he appear at parties? He said, “Well, Cheeses is everywhere!”, so I said “Does he come to street gatherings?” He said “Cheeses goes everywhere!” Only later my friend realized that this guy was saying Jesus….

  10. nina says:

    wonder what Mo was making with that combo of cheeses…..

  11. Something with a very strong flavor! (Not sure I would want any…)

  12. JohnnieCanuck says:

    Cheeses on a stick:
    Skewer consecrated wafers with long wooden spikes. Place in a pan and drizzle with a selection of grated cheeses. Broil in hot sun for a few hours, then let cool in the dark for two days. Call it three. Ready when they start to rise on their own. Feeds millions.

    You may substitute Lamb o’ Cod for the wafers if it is kosher.

  13. kev_s says:

    There may be some mileage in ‘Cheeses luvs you!’ too.

  14. Nassar Ben Houdja says:

    By the beard of the profit, there is dried goat lactation all over the floor.

  15. swulf says:


  16. Sondra Gail says:

    Am I really the only one so anal retentive as to notice, in the first panel, that Jesus says, ‘You KOW it…’? How embarrassing for me. :^)

  17. Steve Jones says:

    @Sondra: Kows are where cheese komes from. Everybody kows that.

    “What a friend we have in cheeses!”

  18. Intelligent Designer says:

    The Church of England pub guide to the ploughman’s lunches of Britain: “A Round and a Bite With Cheeses”

  19. nina says:

    maybe it should have been

    you cow! you know it makes me uncomfortable

  20. MrGronk says:

    Don’t get me started on religious cheese puns:

    “Rennet unto Caesar”…

  21. kiyaroru says:


  22. jerry w says:

    A bad pun is redundant.

  23. Intelligent Designer says:

    @MrGronk: Or indeed, Shakespeare cheese puns.

    “Romeo, Romeo, Roquefort art though, Romeo?”

  24. Brother Daniel says:

    Cheeses Priced!

    One December, I was at a wine & cheese party (with a mostly Christian bunch of people) and I remarked that “cheeses are the reason for the season”….

  25. PB says:

    It works the other other way round in our house….. we call that snack with bubbling fromage on grilled bread : Jesus Toast.

  26. Runar says:

    “What a friend we have in cheeses…”

  27. “Cheeses is looking after Me…!”

  28. fenchurch says:

    @Intelligent Designer: You mean “Romano, Romano…”


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