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Are you sure it’s not in their cardiovascular system?


Discussion (11)¬

  1. QuineDuhem says:

    As the old joke goes: ‘If you talk to God, that’s praying; if God talks to you, that’s schizophrenia.’

    Happy New Year, everyone!

  2. jb says:

    You’re never alone with a schizophrenic.

  3. rom says:

    This deserves more comments

  4. Mockingbird says:

    In their heads.

    Ah.

    I see.

    Brilliant !

  5. MarkyWarky says:

    “an intimate”, just sayin’ 🙂

    Spot on though – I mean it could be real, but how would we ever know?

  6. Suffolk Blue says:

    Proper LOL! 🙂

  7. postdoggerel says:

    in my head below my subdural
    is a camera obscura mural
    it looks all about
    leaving no doubt
    a singular pronoun can be plural

  8. M27Holts says:

    The religious meme sitting in the brain of a weak , meek old grandmother is harmless, but that same meme in the body of a 110kg muscle bound testosterone fuelled sexually frustrated phenotype and it’s a powder keg …

  9. hotrats says:

    postdoggerel: for pity’s sake, try to get a grip on the scansion pattern for limericks, your post is just an overlong haiku.

  10. postdoggerel says:

    hotrats, I may not be sending my best since acquiring Trump Derangement Syndrome. Here is a sample of my post-Brexit doggerel.

    at the cock and bull, on fleeting occasions,
    you’ll hear talk of navier-stokes equations.
    blokes ponder viscosity
    with strokes of precocity,
    and abrasions oft preempt dissuasions.

    the barmaid says “knock it off, blokes,
    we’ve banned speaking of navier-stokes,
    and politics and religion,
    not even a smidgen,
    and nothing that goads or provokes”.

    the blokes abandoned their precocity,
    forgot temperature, pressure, velocity,
    and began to regale
    over beer nuts and ale
    but of math there was a great paucity.

    confutational fluid dynamics
    will get engineers out of their hammocks
    to peer over the stern
    where the white waters churn,
    and get back to their heuristic antics.

  11. M27Holts says:

    ^ very good but I wouldn’t know what doggerel was even if I was trying to peer at it through steamed up car windows….

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