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July 23rd, 2008

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  1. Jerry w

    Actually, I always thought the wafer would be a piece of matzoh.

    Wouldn’t that be more fitting what with Hayzus being born a Yid, ya know?

    Can you imagine what the leftovers from his bris would fetch on eBay?

    http://boskolives.wordpress.com/

  2. Bodach

    The leftovers are long gone, Jerry. Lotsa talk in the church about it rising up with J to heaven. On the wings of a, I don’t know, seagull maybe.

  3. ticticboom

    “No need. I’m perfect.”

    Muslims believe that. Mo is the ‘perfect example for all time’.

    And once you know how he lived his life, you realize how terrifying the thought of a billion Mohammeds is.

  4. Brian

    Exactly. The only reason that the mass of Christians in today’s world is less terrifying than the mass of Muslims is that Christians are better at ignoring the worst parts of their holy books. In fact, they even have a whole second book for the sole purpose of mitigating the shitty things that their “unchanging god” did in the first book

    The rest they can pick and choose from and translate poorly to make say whatever their agenda of the day is.

  5. Daniel

    Funny. Getting rid of my patently absurd beliefs made me feel a lot better too.

    I should tell you about them sometime. Angels and gold plates! Hoo boy. What a bunch of kidders.

  6. JohnnieCanuck

    I feel short changed, somehow.

    Learning that Catholics have so many extra things to feel good about getting rid of means I kind of missed out. Fervent Anglicans just don’t really compare in the patently absurd department.

    Sure they’ve got the basic sky faerie and 3=1=3 stuff, but “Is that all there is?”

  7. ticticboom

    When it comes to absurd beliefs, no one, not Catholics, Mormons, Hasidics, or obscure Hindu cults, can hold a candle to the rock worshippers:

    http://www.islam-watch.org/AbulKasem/IslamicVoodoos/Part1.htm

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  10. Brian

    Haha, golden plates… Exactly where I came from.

  11. sammydavisjr

    I love Jesus :)

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