Note that Oral ingested Vitamin D is not the same as Sun generated Vitamin D.
Jesus sounds like Woody Allen on this one
SUN worshppers now? Well, that would make lots more sense.
I thought Woody Allen WAS Jesus. Modest, Jewish, self=sacrificing, a martyr to our human weaknesses, creative, preachy, funny looking, full of sick jokes, etc. etc. But then, aren’t we all?
Poor Rick says, “If it itches, scrap it.”
would like to hear the Muslims excuse for Allah condemning the chosen ladies of Islam into a lack of vitamin D in their lives,
maybe uv lamps are a miracle and should be part of any muslim household.
To them, it’s just a bonus.
Jesus is looking a bit thin there. Mary (as every good Jewish mother would be) must be worried sick about him wasting away.
Score one for Amun-Ra!
LOL! Damed if y’do, damned if y’don’t
tie, it’s simple really. Keep them covered so men aren’t swayed, kill them quick to get them upstairs and voila; countless virgins for all his beloved martyrs.
Please do not show Mo in skimpy swim-gear again.
I’m becoming disturbingly turned on by it all…
I wonder if female suicide-bomb terrorists get 72 studs?
Or even worse, 72 virgin males trying to figure out which hole is the right one!
Hobbes: My religion lecturer is something of a feminist, and she insists that Muslims do believe female suicide bombers get 72 virgins.
I’m not entirely convinced they do all believe that, but apparently that is the official word.
Thanks Francine. Wow! I assume that means 72 virgin men. So, heaven, to a fundi Muslim, is an orgy with first-timers. Wonder where Allah would find that many virgins anyway?
To quote George Carlin quoting the Navy: “There IS no wrong hole!”
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