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  1. Demon says:

    Note that Oral ingested Vitamin D is not the same as Sun generated Vitamin D.




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  2. Jesus sounds like Woody Allen on this one




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  3. Poor Richard says:

    SUN worshppers now? Well, that would make lots more sense.

    I thought Woody Allen WAS Jesus. Modest, Jewish, self=sacrificing, a martyr to our human weaknesses, creative, preachy, funny looking, full of sick jokes, etc. etc. But then, aren’t we all?

    Poor Rick says, “If it itches, scrap it.”




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  4. tie says:

    lol

    would like to hear the Muslims excuse for Allah condemning the chosen ladies of Islam into a lack of vitamin D in their lives,

    maybe uv lamps are a miracle and should be part of any muslim household.




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  5. ticticboom says:

    @tie:

    To them, it’s just a bonus.




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  6. Rob says:

    Jesus is looking a bit thin there. Mary (as every good Jewish mother would be) must be worried sick about him wasting away.




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  7. Hobbes says:

    Score one for Amun-Ra!




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  8. r00db00y says:

    LOL! Damed if y’do, damned if y’don’t 😀

    tie, it’s simple really. Keep them covered so men aren’t swayed, kill them quick to get them upstairs and voila; countless virgins for all his beloved martyrs.




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  9. prozacville says:

    Please do not show Mo in skimpy swim-gear again.

    I’m becoming disturbingly turned on by it all…




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  10. Hobbes says:

    I wonder if female suicide-bomb terrorists get 72 studs?




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  11. Brian says:

    Or even worse, 72 virgin males trying to figure out which hole is the right one!




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  12. Francine says:

    Hobbes: My religion lecturer is something of a feminist, and she insists that Muslims do believe female suicide bombers get 72 virgins.
    I’m not entirely convinced they do all believe that, but apparently that is the official word.




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  13. Hobbes says:

    Thanks Francine. Wow! I assume that means 72 virgin men. So, heaven, to a fundi Muslim, is an orgy with first-timers. Wonder where Allah would find that many virgins anyway?




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  14. fenchurch says:

    @Brian:
    To quote George Carlin quoting the Navy: “There IS no wrong hole!”




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