May 20th, 2008
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May 20th, 2008 at 7:26 am
J: There is only one Author, but he consists of three parts: Author the drawer, Author the composer, and Author the holy publisher.
M: There is no author but Author, and Mo is the favourite of Author!
B: What if I told you that these are the words of a new author?
M: Authorhu akbar!
May 20th, 2008 at 7:27 am
J: I believe this ridiculous thing
M: I believe something equally ridiculous but with a semantic detail on a slightly different emphasis
B: Thats ridiculous, think about what you are saying
M: No
May 20th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Rob, you win!
May 20th, 2008 at 7:37 am
THIS!
IS!
GENIUS!
May 20th, 2008 at 8:02 am
J: This beer tastes like a the faecal matter of a swine, garnished with copious amounts of Marmite.
M: Verily. Barmaid, please deliver to us a more palatable beverage or we shall take our business elsewhere.
B: Mo, you’ve nearly finished yours - are you asking me to believe that you have sat here and willingly drunk two thirds of a glass of what you say tastes like pig crap?
M: Touché. Come Jesus, I must to bed and think on this for a spell.
May 20th, 2008 at 8:40 am
J: I’m the son of God and therefore know what my father thinks all the time!
M: I’m the profit of God and he speaks to me all the time and I know what he thinks all the time!
B: So, if both statements are true and you both know God, then what does God look like and where is he exactly so I can talk to him myself?
M: HOW THE HELL SHOULD WE KNOW!?!
May 20th, 2008 at 8:50 am
J: Christianity is the true faith!
M: Islam is the True Faith!
B: If they’re both the true faith, then why are there two of them?
M: #$@!
May 20th, 2008 at 9:32 am
J: I clearly told Paul that women are inferior, and should never hold power over a man.
M: Through my action, I too clearly demonstrated the inferior position of women.
B: But didn’t both of you once entrust your very lives in the guidance of a woman, your own mothers?
M: Fuck.
May 20th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Jesus: You know Mo, I just picked up a book by Richard Dawkins… quite an riveting story…I could hardly put it down!
Mo: Clinton Richard Dawkins?!
Barkeep: Jesus, you know Dawkins doesn’t write fiction…right?
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Mo: #$@ !
May 20th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Jesus: WTF!
Mo: OMG!
Barkeep: WTFWJD?
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Mo: #$@ !
May 20th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Believe in me!
No! Obey me!
That’s it — I’m cutting you both off.
May 20th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Jesus: By the way, Barmaid, Mo shaved his beard off last week.
Mo: I did no such thing. As you can see, I still have it. Jesus is merely jealous because his beard looks like string glued to his chin.
Barmaid: Well, in any case, it’s good to see you have your beard back, Mo. How long do you think it’ll take for the hair you borrowed from your uni-brow to grow back in?
Mo: BITCH!
May 20th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
J: Barmaid, I’ve caught on to your trick. You let us make assertions that we have to stand behind, but make none yourself. Well no more.
M: Yeah, from now on you have to give a stance on an issue before talking about it at all. We demand objectivity! Black and white! Up and down! You have to pick a side.
B: Why?
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M: Because… FUCK!
May 20th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
J: I walked on water!
M; I split the moon in half!
B: And your point?
pfft
May 20th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
J: I wonder if Dad would mind me going back there … you know, with all the ‘Return of Christ’ shit going on. Well, actually, I’d just like to get rid of that PS2 we have and get that new PS3 Metal Gear Solid bundle.
M: Do you want to be crucified again ?
B: I’ve finished the game.
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M: Nah. I don’t think he’d mind.
May 21st, 2008 at 1:07 am
J: Crikey - I’ve just had a moment of clarity - and lost my faith! I feel so, so normal. No moral crash. No depression. Just a desire to use all my rational faculties to develop an evidence-based view of the world. How wonderful!
M: Me too. What a feeling! What a relief to be at last free of all that superstition, fuzzy thinking and brainwashed obedience to what was clearly a human-constructed deity.
B: Are you guys serious? Well, that’s great - I’m so happy for you. I knew you’d come round in the end.
M: Sucker! Ha, ha, ha, ha…
(I always wanted the tables turned on Barmaid - just once
you feel sorry for the guys after a while…)
May 21st, 2008 at 3:38 am
J: What shall we do with the drunken prophet!
M: What shall we do with the drunken prophet!
B: Use it to pay my wages?
M: Elias in the morning!
May 21st, 2008 at 4:00 am
Genius!
May 21st, 2008 at 6:04 am
Excellent work, everyone; but Rob FTW. Take the rest of the day off, Rob.
May 21st, 2008 at 6:13 am
clearly the most interactive strip yet…
May 21st, 2008 at 7:24 am
J: Clearly, I’m powerful because I can talk with my mouth always barely open.
M: I’m more powerful because I can talk and be heard even when I clearly don’t have a mouth.
B: I’m not even seen and yet, I not only can be heard but I make a more convincing argument than either one of you two. Doesn’t this alone make me like your “God”?
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M: Damn, she did it again!
May 21st, 2008 at 8:41 am
Jesus: What’s with all the papal regalia? Where did I ever say ‘dress up in gold embroidery to impress the peasants’?!
Mo: Sura 4.34? I was in a bad mood that day, I didn’t mean it. I take it back!
Barmaid: What are you telling me for? Tell your people.
Mo: We’re afraid of them.
May 21st, 2008 at 9:27 am
If it was up for a vote, I’d have to give it to Ophelia for that last one. I bet Jesus and Mo would be angry with their followers today.
May 21st, 2008 at 9:47 am
J: All non-christians must be killed!
M: All non-muslims must be killed!
B: Wouldn’t that mean that everyone would be killed? And then there would be no one left to worship you?
M: Drat!
May 21st, 2008 at 5:47 pm
J: Dark Grey!
M: Light Grey!
B: Nice to see you boys working towards a compromise. Soon, maybe you’ll be able to admit to appreciating all the colours of the rainbow.
M: Never! What do you take us for? Pansies?
May 21st, 2008 at 8:00 pm
J: Forgive me barkeep, it seems that I had too much to drink and have made a small mistake.
M: A lesser sin for me, but after too much drink, I also ask for forgiveness and a bit more.
B: And what would that be?
M: Depends.
http://boskolives.wordpress.com/
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:37 am
jerry w: oooof, that is awful. col (cackling out loud).
johnnieC: yeah — pansies do come in all the colors of said rainbow.
This was jun, and it does show how rare is true genius; we can’t touch Author!
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:39 am
jun? jun! jun=fun
fesus Q Xrist! Cataract surgery any time now.
May 23rd, 2008 at 6:18 pm
J: Our Creator has abandoned us today, and we don’t know what we must speak!
M: We can do nothing without Him!
B: But didn’t you manage to get your asses down to this pub, order drinks, and say the whole first panel?
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M: Holy shit!
May 29th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
This is how all conversations of Jesus and Mo with Barmaid go!!
he he he