Ah, the healing power of pizza.
Hmm. Loves Italian food…calls to the barmaid “Ciao, bella”…sounds Roman to me. Good one, author.
Dang, now I want pizza for lunch today.
Love it. And finally, my 3 J&M books arrived!!!
If I recall my Python correctly, his Dad’s name is “Glorious Maximus”.
i think it was Bigus Dicus, no? Do you find that amusing? Hmm?
It was Naughtius Maximus. Bigus Dickus, you recall, wanks vewy highly in Wome.
Jesus is so sensitive about his parents having sex, poor guy…
Warren, I bow in your general direction!
Thanks mjm. Actually it is funny, now that you’ve explained it. I was getting nowhere with it.
Without that accent, that clever fellow would be known as Rarren. A lot of highly ranked religious people can be found in one part of Rome.
Which leads me to wonder. This Bigus fellow you speak of, does he wear an unusual phallic hat on formal occasions?
Mama mia! Ridere fa bene!
I think I have finally figured out the true connection now. Jesus loves pizza. He speaks Italian fluently. I am certain now his father truly was Italian and possibly was from Rome. His father is none other than…
(dramatic drum roll)
The Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Once, when Jesus woke up in the middle of the night, his mother introduced him to his “uncle” Flying Spaghetti Monster. With a strange sort of timing, Uncle Spaget, (as his mother referred him to as) always seemed to stop by when papa Joseph was working out of town.
Next week, the inside story on the three “wise” men and their gifts..
i hope some day the bar maid show he’rs face. I wonder so much what the bar maid look like? is she blond, sexy or what ???
Ketil G: But this way, you can imagine barmaid for yourself, and even change her from time to time. This week, she has dark curls and deep brown eyes and is just slightly overweight. Next week, perhaps she’ll be a skinny redhead…. She is always “sexy,” as you say, and very intelligent. And don’t forget, as Poor Richard says, “Real men like bitches best.”
Bwahahah! That is awesome.
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