pizza

April 28th, 2008
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  1. Alan says:
    April 28, 2008 at 4:17 am

    Ah, the healing power of pizza.

  2. mjm202036 says:
    April 28, 2008 at 4:25 am

    Hmm. Loves Italian food…calls to the barmaid “Ciao, bella”…sounds Roman to me. Good one, author.

  3. robyn says:
    April 28, 2008 at 4:29 am

    Dang, now I want pizza for lunch today.

  4. CongoDave says:
    April 28, 2008 at 4:45 am

    Very drole…!
    Love it. And finally, my 3 J&M books arrived!!!

  5. Bruce says:
    April 28, 2008 at 5:57 am

    If I recall my Python correctly, his Dad’s name is “Glorious Maximus”.

  6. louis says:
    April 28, 2008 at 10:55 am

    i think it was Bigus Dicus, no? Do you find that amusing? Hmm?

  7. Warren says:
    April 28, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    It was Naughtius Maximus. Bigus Dickus, you recall, wanks vewy highly in Wome.

  8. yelinna says:
    April 28, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    Jesus is so sensitive about his parents having sex, poor guy…

  9. Bruce says:
    April 29, 2008 at 5:50 am

    Warren, I bow in your general direction!

  10. JohnnieCanuck says:
    April 29, 2008 at 11:12 am

    Thanks mjm. Actually it is funny, now that you’ve explained it. I was getting nowhere with it.

    Without that accent, that clever fellow would be known as Rarren. A lot of highly ranked religious people can be found in one part of Rome.

    Which leads me to wonder. This Bigus fellow you speak of, does he wear an unusual phallic hat on formal occasions?

  11. Mel says:
    April 29, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    Mama mia! Ridere fa bene!

  12. mjm202036 says:
    April 29, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    I think I have finally figured out the true connection now. Jesus loves pizza. He speaks Italian fluently. I am certain now his father truly was Italian and possibly was from Rome. His father is none other than…

    (dramatic drum roll)

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

    ROFLMAO

  13. Jerry w says:
    April 30, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    Once, when Jesus woke up in the middle of the night, his mother introduced him to his “uncle” Flying Spaghetti Monster. With a strange sort of timing, Uncle Spaget, (as his mother referred him to as) always seemed to stop by when papa Joseph was working out of town.

    Next week, the inside story on the three “wise” men and their gifts..

    http://boskolives.wordpress.com/

  14. Ketil G says:
    May 1, 2008 at 5:01 am

    i hope some day the bar maid show he’rs face. I wonder so much what the bar maid look like? is she blond, sexy or what ???

  15. Poor Richard says:
    May 1, 2008 at 5:32 am

    Ketil G: But this way, you can imagine barmaid for yourself, and even change her from time to time. This week, she has dark curls and deep brown eyes and is just slightly overweight. Next week, perhaps she’ll be a skinny redhead…. She is always “sexy,” as you say, and very intelligent. And don’t forget, as Poor Richard says, “Real men like bitches best.”

  16. northierthanthou says:
    February 12, 2013 at 11:10 pm

    Bwahahah! That is awesome.

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