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  1. Rob says:

    Is that ‘I [heart] Allah’ or ‘I [heart] Aldi’?

  2. Dick M. says:

    Isn’t it supposed to be Allah and not Mohammed who is the source of blessings and mercy? Perhaps the artist has confused the two here?

  3. NoAstronomer says:

    Brilliant! Possibly the best ever.

  4. Matt Heath says:

    *spits coffee on keyboard*

  5. Toast in the machine says:

    Excellent! Really excellent!

    (But please, author, keep your head down in RL).

  6. Neil Hoskins says:

    You truly have more bottle than the milk marketing board.

  7. louis says:

    I love the vulgar ones! nothing warms my atheist heart more than pointing out the obvious idiocy of most religious premises!

  8. r00db00y says:

    I knew this case may make it into today’s cartoon. Again, old joke, slightly different telling. Oh, and as soon as the powers-that-be allow folk to use the word “bomb” in an airport (for it is indeed in common usage these days), then we can stand in judgement over verbage-based hysteria.

    Other than that, this strip is da bomb ;)

  9. jONES. says:

    ya gotta wonder which they’d object to more… Mohammed in a G-String or the teddy bear…

    personally, though, I don’t care what your religion or if you even have one… I object to that G-string on an asthetical level… That is just wrong.

    Dude! Put some pants back on! I just had breakfast!

  10. Sir Beast says:

    Jones, what is so wrong with you that you don’t find Mohammed in a G-String holding a teddy bear with his namesake DEAD SEXY?!?!? LOL! j/k

    Nice statment with this one – keep up the good work of making organized religion enthusiasts question themselves!

  11. Chris says:

    Isn’t it supposed to be Allah and not Mohammed who is the source of blessings and mercy? Perhaps the artist has confused the two here?

    You need to get out more.

  12. CrimsonBeard says:

    Brilliant.

  13. JohnnieCanuck says:

    Thank you author, praise be upon your head.

  14. madjon says:

    Perfect.

  15. Heathen Dan says:

    Mahomet be praised, is not idolized whatsoever! Uh uh! :p

  16. Alex DeLarge says:

    I must agree…one of the many “best so far”.

  17. I am outraged that the United Nations Commission on Human Rights doesn’t come right out and say that Sharia law is an insult against humanity. There is an awful irony to the fact that religion served originally to maintain order by enforcing taboos, whereas now it is religious people who break the the taboos of modern society. I am disgusted by the hanging of rape victims, judicial amputation, whipping and stoning for adultery. Those who perpetrate these barbarities really are guilty of insulting humanity. Hey, how about you agree to stop insulting Mo’s body double if they agree to stop insulting humanity? Keep up the “insults” in the meantime; they are cathartic and necessary while these despicable religious fanatics continue to exert their abominable influence.

  18. “Islam, this absurd theology of an immoral Bedouin, is a rotting corpse which poisons our lives” – Mustafa Kemal Atatürk (1881-1938), founder and first President of the Republic of Turkey

  19. yelinna says:

    I like turkish rock music :)

  20. Going says:

    Brilliant!

  21. JayBee says:

    Mo’s hawt!!!

  22. [...] And then we have this somewhat less attractive but very amusing strip from the satirical web comic Jesus and Mo: [...]

  23. dd says:

    “Isn’t it supposed to be Allah and not Mohammed who is the source of blessings and mercy?”

    I once setup a poll at apostatesofislam.com titled
    Is allah all powerful? and the poll question was “Can he send more prophets?” Allah went down 9 to 1. No one not even muslims want to vote for him over mohammed, though there were plenty of muslims replying to other topics. This clearly showed that it is mohammed who is worshipped by muslims and not allah. I then asked them, to prove that they dont worship mohammed they should be denigrate him by saying “mohammed i piss on you may shit be upon your head” but the muslims instead of voicing that and proving that they dont worship mohammed but only allah started flaming me.

  24. dd says:

    I told this because the muslims always claim that they dont worship kaaba, koran, mohammed and mecca but only Allah. They say it is forbidden to worship anything other than Allah. But allah clearly doesnt have their confidence vote. They refused to say “I piss on kaaba” to prove that they dont worship the stone idol kaaba around which they go round and round and round just like the hindus worshipping their idols.

  25. Rainer says:

    We should not forget Gillian Gibbons, who apparently went to Sudan to help prepare children for a better future, without meddling with ideology, which sadly turned out to be tragically naive. Thanks to Mo for thinking of her. When Ms Gibbons is deported from Khartoum after her outrageous prison sentence (yes, we are told, it could have been far worse…), her departure will be the Sudanese children’s loss!

  26. mark says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA….
    how many fatwas do u think the Author has now??
    keep it up, nothing like riling up the religious twits

  27. Shaihan says:

    I see that mo’s managed to get his balls under control despite having even smaller trunks: http://jesusandmo.net/2006/01/26/ball/

  28. TB says:

    That…was…AWESOME!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    When Muslim kids circumsized, such poems were sung.

    I hated it.

  29. JohnnieCanuck says:

    From yahoo we hear that:

    Archbishop of York John Sentamu, the second-ranking leader of the Church of England, said Gibbons had been a victim of “misunderstanding and muddled thinking.”

    A very accurate description of religion in general, including, naturally, his own.

  30. Mel says:

    http://www.slate.com/id/2179070
    How the West is helping the Sudanese government whip up controversy for its own ends. By Anne Applebaum

  31. Jiffy says:

    Apparently Sudan is now one of the top stag do destinations. You can get lashed for next to nothing.

  32. [...] can tell it was blasphemy because of course naming something Mohammed is an insult to the Prophet Mohammed, the father of Islam who died in the year 632 when he was stoned to death for nicknaming his penis [...]

  33. prozacville says:

    Final panel does it for me.

    Think I got a woody.

  34. ImaLefty says:

    You really should post the hate-mail you receive.

    There’s bound to be some good letters in that lot, especially since this is the third time you’ve depicted Mohammad sans proper attire.

  35. Thoughts of a Dying Atheist says:

    I agree with ImaLefty. Please show us the hate mail. But just the highlights. Please? :D

  36. [...] Not available in Sudan. Teddy bears need not apply. May contain [...]

  37. Jantonaitis says:

    Boy, this one in particular would certainly piss some people off! Great strip though. the only thing that i don’t like is how many islamaphobes it seems to attract (like every commenter before)

  38. Acolyte of Sagan says:

    Jantonaitis, we’re not Islamophobes, we’re stupidophobes.

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