I knew this case may make it into today’s cartoon. Again, old joke, slightly different telling. Oh, and as soon as the powers-that-be allow folk to use the word “bomb” in an airport (for it is indeed in common usage these days), then we can stand in judgement over verbage-based hysteria.
I am outraged that the United Nations Commission on Human Rights doesn’t come right out and say that Sharia law is an insult against humanity. There is an awful irony to the fact that religion served originally to maintain order by enforcing taboos, whereas now it is religious people who break the the taboos of modern society. I am disgusted by the hanging of rape victims, judicial amputation, whipping and stoning for adultery. Those who perpetrate these barbarities really are guilty of insulting humanity. Hey, how about you agree to stop insulting Mo’s body double if they agree to stop insulting humanity? Keep up the “insults” in the meantime; they are cathartic and necessary while these despicable religious fanatics continue to exert their abominable influence.
“Islam, this absurd theology of an immoral Bedouin, is a rotting corpse which poisons our lives” - Mustafa Kemal Atatürk (1881-1938), founder and first President of the Republic of Turkey
“Isn’t it supposed to be Allah and not Mohammed who is the source of blessings and mercy?”
I once setup a poll at apostatesofislam.com titled
Is allah all powerful? and the poll question was “Can he send more prophets?” Allah went down 9 to 1. No one not even muslims want to vote for him over mohammed, though there were plenty of muslims replying to other topics. This clearly showed that it is mohammed who is worshipped by muslims and not allah. I then asked them, to prove that they dont worship mohammed they should be denigrate him by saying “mohammed i piss on you may shit be upon your head” but the muslims instead of voicing that and proving that they dont worship mohammed but only allah started flaming me.
I told this because the muslims always claim that they dont worship kaaba, koran, mohammed and mecca but only Allah. They say it is forbidden to worship anything other than Allah. But allah clearly doesnt have their confidence vote. They refused to say “I piss on kaaba” to prove that they dont worship the stone idol kaaba around which they go round and round and round just like the hindus worshipping their idols.
We should not forget Gillian Gibbons, who apparently went to Sudan to help prepare children for a better future, without meddling with ideology, which sadly turned out to be tragically naive. Thanks to Mo for thinking of her. When Ms Gibbons is deported from Khartoum after her outrageous prison sentence (yes, we are told, it could have been far worse…), her departure will be the Sudanese children’s loss!
Archbishop of York John Sentamu, the second-ranking leader of the Church of England, said Gibbons had been a victim of “misunderstanding and muddled thinking.”
A very accurate description of religion in general, including, naturally, his own.
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November 30th, 2007 at 4:02 am
Is that ‘I [heart] Allah’ or ‘I [heart] Aldi’?
November 30th, 2007 at 5:12 am
Isn’t it supposed to be Allah and not Mohammed who is the source of blessings and mercy? Perhaps the artist has confused the two here?
November 30th, 2007 at 5:50 am
Brilliant! Possibly the best ever.
November 30th, 2007 at 5:58 am
*spits coffee on keyboard*
November 30th, 2007 at 6:07 am
Excellent! Really excellent!
(But please, author, keep your head down in RL).
November 30th, 2007 at 6:12 am
You truly have more bottle than the milk marketing board.
November 30th, 2007 at 6:44 am
I love the vulgar ones! nothing warms my atheist heart more than pointing out the obvious idiocy of most religious premises!
November 30th, 2007 at 7:22 am
I knew this case may make it into today’s cartoon. Again, old joke, slightly different telling. Oh, and as soon as the powers-that-be allow folk to use the word “bomb” in an airport (for it is indeed in common usage these days), then we can stand in judgement over verbage-based hysteria.
Other than that, this strip is da bomb
November 30th, 2007 at 8:14 am
ya gotta wonder which they’d object to more… Mohammed in a G-String or the teddy bear…
personally, though, I don’t care what your religion or if you even have one… I object to that G-string on an asthetical level… That is just wrong.
Dude! Put some pants back on! I just had breakfast!
November 30th, 2007 at 8:36 am
Jones, what is so wrong with you that you don’t find Mohammed in a G-String holding a teddy bear with his namesake DEAD SEXY?!?!? LOL! j/k
Nice statment with this one - keep up the good work of making organized religion enthusiasts question themselves!
November 30th, 2007 at 8:37 am
You need to get out more.
November 30th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Brilliant.
November 30th, 2007 at 11:30 am
Thank you author, praise be upon your head.
November 30th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Perfect.
November 30th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Mahomet be praised, is not idolized whatsoever! Uh uh! :p
December 1st, 2007 at 2:41 am
I must agree…one of the many “best so far”.
December 1st, 2007 at 3:00 am
I am outraged that the United Nations Commission on Human Rights doesn’t come right out and say that Sharia law is an insult against humanity. There is an awful irony to the fact that religion served originally to maintain order by enforcing taboos, whereas now it is religious people who break the the taboos of modern society. I am disgusted by the hanging of rape victims, judicial amputation, whipping and stoning for adultery. Those who perpetrate these barbarities really are guilty of insulting humanity. Hey, how about you agree to stop insulting Mo’s body double if they agree to stop insulting humanity? Keep up the “insults” in the meantime; they are cathartic and necessary while these despicable religious fanatics continue to exert their abominable influence.
December 1st, 2007 at 3:12 am
“Islam, this absurd theology of an immoral Bedouin, is a rotting corpse which poisons our lives” - Mustafa Kemal Atatürk (1881-1938), founder and first President of the Republic of Turkey
December 1st, 2007 at 10:20 am
I like turkish rock music
December 1st, 2007 at 10:49 am
Brilliant!
December 1st, 2007 at 12:37 pm
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Mobs_of_Atheists_Demand_Decapitation_of_Teacher_Over_%22Richard_Dawkins%22_Teddy_Bear
December 1st, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Mo’s hawt!!!
December 2nd, 2007 at 4:59 am
[…] And then we have this somewhat less attractive but very amusing strip from the satirical web comic Jesus and Mo: […]
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:04 am
“Isn’t it supposed to be Allah and not Mohammed who is the source of blessings and mercy?”
I once setup a poll at apostatesofislam.com titled
Is allah all powerful? and the poll question was “Can he send more prophets?” Allah went down 9 to 1. No one not even muslims want to vote for him over mohammed, though there were plenty of muslims replying to other topics. This clearly showed that it is mohammed who is worshipped by muslims and not allah. I then asked them, to prove that they dont worship mohammed they should be denigrate him by saying “mohammed i piss on you may shit be upon your head” but the muslims instead of voicing that and proving that they dont worship mohammed but only allah started flaming me.
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:10 am
I told this because the muslims always claim that they dont worship kaaba, koran, mohammed and mecca but only Allah. They say it is forbidden to worship anything other than Allah. But allah clearly doesnt have their confidence vote. They refused to say “I piss on kaaba” to prove that they dont worship the stone idol kaaba around which they go round and round and round just like the hindus worshipping their idols.
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:48 pm
We should not forget Gillian Gibbons, who apparently went to Sudan to help prepare children for a better future, without meddling with ideology, which sadly turned out to be tragically naive. Thanks to Mo for thinking of her. When Ms Gibbons is deported from Khartoum after her outrageous prison sentence (yes, we are told, it could have been far worse…), her departure will be the Sudanese children’s loss!
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:47 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA….
how many fatwas do u think the Author has now??
keep it up, nothing like riling up the religious twits
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
I see that mo’s managed to get his balls under control despite having even smaller trunks: http://jesusandmo.net/2006/01/26/ball/
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:12 pm
That…was…AWESOME!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
When Muslim kids circumsized, such poems were sung.
I hated it.
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:27 pm
From yahoo we hear that:
Archbishop of York John Sentamu, the second-ranking leader of the Church of England, said Gibbons had been a victim of “misunderstanding and muddled thinking.”
A very accurate description of religion in general, including, naturally, his own.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:58 am
http://www.slate.com/id/2179070
How the West is helping the Sudanese government whip up controversy for its own ends. By Anne Applebaum
December 5th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Apparently Sudan is now one of the top stag do destinations. You can get lashed for next to nothing.
December 10th, 2007 at 6:21 am
[…] can tell it was blasphemy because of course naming something Mohammed is an insult to the Prophet Mohammed, the father of Islam who died in the year 632 when he was stoned to death for nicknaming his penis […]
December 20th, 2007 at 4:38 am
Final panel does it for me.
Think I got a woody.