[...] From Where else but Jesus and Mo [...]
That’s truee! When Jeezus came nobody noticed.
I knew it!
Or maybe Highlander was real and there are some 2,000-year-olds alive today …
[...] Tirinha original publicada em 16 de maio de 2006 [...]
HaHa! Silly christians were so busy shoving their beliefs down everyones throats, they missed the 2nd comming! Hilarious.
I guess Jeebus wasn’t important enough to make Fox news.
If Jesus had come to visit us today the Church would have crucified him for being blasphemous, and fox news would have called him a liberal hippie.
We must imagine that the multiple worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics generates universes by the billions every moment. The nearest few billions of universes differ little from ours, if at all. In some, though, blind luck at the quantum level led to a macro effect. In that other universe I did not survive. Poor guy did not get brought back to life in the operating room as I was twice. (Two NDEs in which I learned that the meaning of my life was the integral sum of all 1-1 person-to-person interactions. I was content.)
And so on with little differences, and in one mayhap, magic seems to work! Every time the magic word is said the predicted event happens by mere luck.
And so on until Jesus is in bed with Mo and the first-person is the atheist bartender. Really. And he did come back and took those who noticed into another realm. Really.
I got this nice blue book from some guys in white shirts that says Jesus did make his second coming (right after his death actually) in America, where he preached to the Native Americans, who were actually a lost tribe of Hebrews who were cursed with dark skin for abandoning God. I think there are like 13 million people who believe this, and they are really, really nice people (You know who I’m referring to, don’t you?).
@Krate Kraig& Flavus-lol! Second coming is, whatever Jeebus says, totally implausible and i don’t know why people waste their lives believing in stories made up to explain existence and devoting their lives to a non-existent deity.
It’s so sad.
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